Chocolate Peanut Bush

"Chocolate Peanut Bush" is a slang term for Hemorrhoids, which are also known as "Piles" and sometimes more commonly as "Bum Grapes".

It's generally used by those blessed with nice, normal arseholes to mock those that have guts that are literally trying to escape out of the back door.

Jim: "Blimey! I just had a check around my arsehole and my Chocolate Peanut Bush is in full bloom... Have you got one of those donut shaped cushions I can sit on?"

Bill: "You're not sitting on any of my chairs you filthy, Chocolate Peanut Bush growing bastard... special cushion or not!"

by j0113y July 31, 2011

terrorist peanut butter

Hummus

"Yo Mustafa! Can I get your recipe for terrorist peanut butter?"

by Not a terrorist April 19, 2014

space peanutbutter

Code word for "send me nudes"

Hey did you get the "space peanutbutter"

by numbznutz September 25, 2014

vegan peanut butter

Semen.

Yo, babe, you want a taste of my vegan peanut butter? Suck mah D!

by DontWorryImJewish January 31, 2017

Playground Peanut

The act of leaving a small peanut sized shit inside the baby swing at your local playground for an unfortunate soul to set their child in.

Honey, Honey don't set Kevin in that one, last time he left a Playground Peanut

by AShrekle February 9, 2018

Party Peanut

A fooligan who messes around, often distrubing others.

*Camp Winnipesaukee
Mr. Fletcher: I thought I told you tw- two party peanuts to GO TO BED!
Justin and Jimmy - Party Peanuts?

by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018

Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

A Boston puck bunny favorite. When her man rams her ass so hard that there is a mixture of blood and fecal matter on his cock. He then pulls it out and shoves it down his puck bunny's throat to clean it off.

That chick's was so hot and tight, Wigle gave her a Boston Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich.

by UnkleRehshish November 26, 2019