Oklahoma

Unreal state. Avoid at all costs

Uninformed fellow: "I want to move to Oklahoma!"
Oklahoma survivor: "No."
Informed fellow: "I see."

by Bingler 9000 June 15, 2024

Oklahoma slammer

Created a large hole via. Drill into your urethra. Then put multiple toothpicks into your urethra, make sure they stick out. Then run full speed into a wall dick first with it being hard.

I was made to do a Oklahoma slammer by the cartel

by Alfie Thomas roughley June 16, 2025

Oklahoma Old-Fashioned

Engaging in sex during a tornado

My wife and I had ourselves an Oklahoma Old-Fashioned when that storm hit last month

by Hunter Bunter May 6, 2025

Oklahoma quail breast

When a man takes 1 or 2 of his testicles and squeezes in extra skin of his scrotum under the balls creating an illusion of a quail breast.

Man 1: (turns around) “bro wtf put your sack away”
Man 2: that’s an Oklahoma quail breast.

by Dirty bastard September 3, 2023

Oklahoma onion burger

An Oklahoma Onion Burger is when you eat out your fat sister's stinky pussy.

I can smell the Oklahoma Onion Burger on that guy.

by Birdie Sanders May 2, 2024

Oklahoma Smokeshow

During an Orgy, one person ( volunteer ) sits in the middle of the group blindfolded, then the rest of the group farts directly at the middle individual, once everyone has finished flatulence, the person in the middle gets violently tongue punched in their fart box.

James really endured that Oklahoma Smokeshow last night!

by airwixk April 29, 2024

Oklahoma wind sniffer

An Oklahoma wind sniffer is when the female farts into the males face causing him to poop his pants and ejaculate at the same times

(Example 1) yo bro I was given a Oklahoma wind sniffer last night

(Example 2) hey dude has a chick ever given you a Oklahoma wind sniffer

by Scary tarry613 February 15, 2025