sexual nintendo

A phrase utilized by undereducated and usually older millenials . Meant to take place of "sexual innuendo ". The culprits are either too intoxicated or stupid to use the former.

Man: " there's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long silver bullet into a well greased chamber"

Dumb / drunk person: that phrase has sexual Nintendo

by The hunger beast July 15, 2016

Nintendo Metal

Metal that sounds like Nintendo.
Rrawwrr.

Hey Jim,
You should come over with some soda and we can sit around listening to Nintendo Metal!

M: Say there Sam,
What is your favorite Nintendo Metal Band?
S: Horse the Band, all the way.

by DannyTerror August 22, 2008

nintendinitis

a cramp, usually on the right hand in the area between the thumb and the index finger that is primarily caused by prolonged exposure to video game controllers

A: One more game.
B: Naw, man. My nintendinits is acting up. I can barely hold this controller.

by Ivan January 23, 2004

Nintendo

Generic term used by someone who has no knowledge of gaming to refer to any gaming console, video game, or game-related device.

Girl: Stop playing your stupid Nintendo!

Boy: Girl, this is Halo...

by Bfox February 3, 2010

Nintendo DS

To have your Dick Sucked (DS) by someone.

Last night I got my Nintendo DS on.

by Joshsoc9 April 15, 2008

Nintendo

what oldies refer to as video games because they don't know of the xBox, PlayStation or Gamecube

Father: Aren't you too old to play Nintendo?
Kid: I'm playing xBox.

by Serminigo May 16, 2006

Nintenditus

The act of defecating and urinating on ones self due to a long period of unbroken gaming.

man #1: Did you hear Steve hasn't left his room in 3 days since he got modern warfare 3?
man #2: Yeah, I heard he's suffering from Nintenditus and hasn't used the toilet since the games release!

by Spleetbacker November 6, 2011