Nerd

A person that knows what bohemianism is.
Nobody usually likes this person, most likely a chongo and becomes best friends with his girlfriends biffle.
Peter is such a Nerd !
by Terribly Bohemian May 14, 2008
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one who has never experience the situtatuion of sex and masterbates to trading card games
mex aka johnathen masterbates to yu gi oh and has never gotten laid he is a nerd
by bob the volleyball player December 13, 2006
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All nerds share one common attribute; they think they are more intelligent than normal people. However, there are many types of nerd, here are a few:

* Computer nerd: Usually very fat and very pail. Computer nerds are incapable of carrying out any physical activity more strenuous than typing on a keyboard, they often exhibit terrible body odour and show little care for their appearance.

* Goth nerd: Obviously the goth nerd wears black clothes, they are usually into stupid interpretations of Wicca and/or role-playing games. Curiously for nerds they often don’t smell too bad.

* Metal nerd: Metal nerds once again wear black clothes, they also have long hair and have the most rancid body odour of all nerds. Obviously they listen to heavy metal music.

* Retired nerd: These are over the age of 70 and are usually into collecting some meaningless thing; like stamps or bottle caps, or anything else that is incredibly boring.
Nerds smell.

I hate nerds.

NERDS!!!! NERDS!!!!
by Cudaman September 06, 2003
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bill: whats netcoding?
james: its where u send data to the server faster and increase ur ping
alex: fuck ur a nerd!
by Anonymous March 19, 2003
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A person that is socially unable and mentally unstable. Usually fails to complete regular life tasks such as hygiene.
Nerds act like they're smart.
Geeks -are- smart.
by 84bsui44nxdrt September 09, 2007
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someone who writes and reads definitions in urban dictionary, esp gay definitions
fuck off you dictionary reading nerd ass mother fucker
by c mil October 29, 2007
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a very intelligent person who often has no street smarts. The stereotype of a nerd has been a sweater vest-wearing, bespectacled, braces-clad, person with pocket protectors and plays video games (ex: Halo). May also spend large amounts on computer and like watching Monty Python. Nerds are different from geeks, in that geeks are not necessarily smart but still act semi-repulsively. With the huge influx of smart Asians, nerds are slowly becoming extinct.
OMG look at that nerd. He got an A+ on his test.
by Nike Shoes May 04, 2007
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