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nail the whale 

A drinking game in which a group of guys have a contest of who can fuck the fattest chick in the bar/club, money can be put in a pot and the one to fuck the fattest chick wins the pot
i fucked that fatty last night to win nail the whale, got me $50, but im gunna be sore for a week
nail the whale by G-Rev June 23, 2007
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no soft kisses or smooth finesse, homeboy was nailin' dat azz, yo!
nailin by moanman May 14, 2005

Nail Appointment 

1. A scheduled time during which one has their fingernails polished by a professional.
2. A socially acceptable term for the act of fornication (sex). See nail.
1. Ruby has a nail appointment at the salon before prom.
2. Denise has a nail appointment at the hotel after prom.
Nail Appointment by Bandits April 25, 2008

penis nail 

a growth on the tip of the penis which resembles a fingernail.
Shaniqua, lemme trim dis penis nail 'fo I hit you up like a hackysack.
penis nail by the rimmmjawer June 4, 2004

Nailbomb 

A bomb used by extremist groups (of all ideologies) that causes horrific damage due to the shrapnel that is projected outwards on detonation of the device. Somtimes in place of nails will be nuts/bolts and other small pieces of metal.
Nailbomb by Austin November 9, 2003

black nail polish

black nail polish is symbolic in the goth culture and is to create an impression, but modernly it has become more of a trend and no longer only symbolizes gothic or emo culture. Black nail polish is not neccasarily bad or stupid.
"OH black nail polish is so gorgeous!"
"Life sucks, time for a change."

Farmer's Nail 

Farmer's Nail is to have one or more dirty finger nails and the dirt appears to be typical garden variety "dirt" or potting soil under the nails. However, Farmer's Nail is not regular dirt or soil but is actually feces which is accumulated under one or more finger nails as a direct result of either intentional fingering of a dirty shit plugged anus during a sexual act or from having one or more fingers slip through the toilet paper while wiping one's ass and getting ass dirt or fecal matter under the nails. Having Farmer's Nail does not mean that one did not wash their hands after an anal fingering or after slippage during a wipe job, just that one did not clean the feces from under their nails at the time of the wash job as they may not have known it was present. In most, but not all instances of Farmer's Nail, it is not left under the nail intentionally and is simply an oversight during the clean up process.

Farmer's Nail is also known as Mechanic's Nail which is more frequently used in the automotive industry.
Carl: Hi Gary. What have you been up to? From the looks of those fingers I would say you have been working in the garden this morning?
Gary: No I have not been in the yard working today. (Looking at nails) Oh No Bro. I had the worst Louisiana Tail Drop earlier this morning and made an absolute mess. I was wiping my sharted ass with both hands and my fingers kept slipping through the wet shat paper. Guess it got under the nails.
Carl: That is some nasty shit brahh! You got the worst case of Farmer's Nail I have ever seen. Go get a toothpick or a nail file and dig that shit out. Nasty.
Farmer's Nail by Eaton Holgoode April 13, 2014