munta

The horniest and most down bad person that you know. Munta is a guy that constantly gets rejected by women and usually gets friendzoned.

lol did u see munta? XD are we just friends?

by sexboy456 March 8, 2021

Munt

n. A scrotumless male with the emotional and mental cognizance of a cunt; inability to maintain a decided course of action; manifested visions of grandiose and self importance coupled with flat affect - similar to sociopaths.

v. - mun-ty - irrational and illogical male behavior synonymous with hormonal females

Damn, girl, that guy is a total munt.

by mobeth April 20, 2010

munson

To belong to a clan of Munsonites. Anyone who studies munson or munsons is said to be a graduate in Munsonology. There are various levels of Munsonites:

1. God Munson
2. Theboob Munson (Pseudo God)
3. Sunny Munson (Theboobs sidekick)
4. Hay Munson
5. Mamji Munson (usually the Project Manager)
6. Fung Munson (the back bone)

7. Randywa Munson (bum master)

8. Thia Munson
9. Gugu Munson
10. Clumsy F Munson and the list goes on.

To achieve munson status is nirvana.

by MrMunson September 5, 2009

Munt

A cross between a Morbid/Cunt

Christ, that Munt does nothin but complain and give out about people!

by razord January 17, 2011

munt

to dig up a body thats bin dead 4 ages an get a mate to stamp on its stomach so you can revel in the mouldy juices that erupt from it.

hey jimmy i went munting this weekend!!! what do you mena im goin to get my sledge hammer an beat the fuck out of you because you are a fucked up shit?!!?? i thought it was normal to go 4 a munt!

by rob helm September 25, 2006

Munt

If you can't pronounce "month", try munt.

I been lookin' for deez Tims for a munt!
I hope dis project don't take a whole munt!

by # 1 Beso April 5, 2005

Munt-Nose

A nose that,when the person owning it is stimulated sexually, bleeds non stop, causing embarrasment on the highest level.

Several famous Munt-Nosed people include
Elton John
Paul Crevice
and
Darth Vader

"Im really sorry, it doesnt usually do that, I must be a munt-nose, like my father before me!"

" Just shut up and help me get the blood of my bra would you?!"

by Astroboom August 5, 2007