mickey mouse bullcrap 

mickey mouse bullcrap a less offensive term for mickey mouse bullshit something that is irritating or slightly annoying

my ex started an argument with me i told her i dont have time for this mickey mouse bullcrap

mickey mouse bullcrap by bluebear September 9, 2022

mickey mouse 

Not real, invalid, fake, undeserving, lacking true value or merit, essentially an award or title given unfairly or unworthily. Commonly used by Twitter trolls to disvalue an award or championship mainly in sports. Originated from the NBA bubble taking place in Disney World.

EPSN: Lebron James won his fourth title with the Los Angeles Lakers!
Twitter Troll #1: Mickey mouse championship
Twitter Troll #2: L + ratio, not a real win in my book, mickey mouse ring

mickey mouse by Aspergis June 7, 2021

mickey mouse 

Substandard, poorly executed or organized. Amateurish.

Who's in charge of this mickey mouse operation, anyway?

mickey mouse by Nacho Dan June 16, 2004

Milk The Mouse 

Milking the Mouse is a painful joke that is accomplished by squeezing someone's bent pinky finger (bent the way it normally bends - imagine the tip of the pinky is lying very near the base of the pinky) between your thumb and forefinger. Start squeezing the pinky gently and then increase the pressure slowly. It may start to hurt them and they will squeak but if you do it correctly it will hurt when you let the finger go. It is called Milking the Mouse because when someone's "Mouse is Milked" they will usually squeak like a mouse.

Hey man, want me to show you how to Milk The Mouse?

Milk The Mouse by baconismidog March 7, 2009

Modest Mouse 

An indie band made up of Isaac Brock the lead singer, Eric Judy the bassist, and Jeremiah Green the drummer. They've released four albums: This Is A Long Drive For Someone With Nothing To Think About, The Lonesome Crowded West, The Moon and Antarctica, and Good News For People Who Love Bad News. They're an amazing band because of their quirky lyrics that somehow make sense in the end.

The track 3rd Planet off the Moon and Antarctica album was a great opener

Modest Mouse by Jess April 7, 2005

Mickey Mouse Operation

A polite alternative to calling a frustrating situation a cluster fuck. This is acceptable to use around children.

Trying to rent my books for classes is always a Mickey Mouse Operation.

Mickey Mouse Operation by The Ulicycle May 6, 2015

modest mouse 

Modest Mouse is the best band ever, it's that simple.

I love Modest Mouse so much, I would give an arm and a leg just to meet Issac Brock.

modest mouse by Clay Monette June 10, 2004