Morning Wood

When a person wakes up with a boner. Common in guys that sleep directly facing the bed.

Riley: Ew Dr. J I don't wanna see your man boner
Dr J: Its just Morning Wood Riley

by RamoonAdoo August 8, 2016

Morning Show

Will bore the shit out of you

Im watching the morning show

by shmoopersdoopers December 2, 2016

Morgini

Morgini is an interesting Female from Quebec. She has long legs and a nice foot.

Wow Morgini loves fucking Ronik

by MorginitheGeni February 24, 2021

morning meeting

Giving your boss a blowjob, usually for personal pleasure and also to move up the ladder faster within the company

Person 1: I've been having a lot of morning meetings.
Person 2: Damn you're going to go from analyst to vice president in record time. I bet your jaw is sore.

by zimdoh February 20, 2022

Morbius

One of the movies ever, the moment I came to the theatres to see this trending film, I was lucky to get myself in a room with nobody there and as I enjoyed the film I realized it was much more than entertainment seen and heard, it is a TRULY a masterpiece and I came thrice, watching this movie, Personally my favorite part of the movie is when Jared Leto let out the most explosive best quote you could ask for "It's Morbin' time" I also enjoyed the Behind the scenes part of the movie, film industries should recruit more people like Jared Leto who played a revolutionary role in the most unique way, so uh thats all.

Chad: MAN MORBIUS IS TRULY THE MASTERPIECE OF ALL TIME.

Nerd: um actually-
Chad 2: SHUT UP NIGGR

by akira pro man July 16, 2022

Morbiusly a beast

My doctor put me on a weird square plate thing with numbers, and it said "500lbs", which I think stands for 500 Legendary Beast Skins on Fortnite. He then got this weird long thing with numbers and lines on it, and put his finger on the line matching my head. The number said 4ft, which I think means Fearless T-Rex. After that he said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

Friend: How was your doctor's appointment timmy?
Little timmy: He said I am morbiusly a beast 😎

by CC-8826 August 29, 2023

scooter mobbing

the act of scootering without fear of obstacle, using a self propelled two wheeled scooter. Generally scooter mobs will engage in ritual challanges to gain respect from their peers and possible acceptance into a developing mob. Once accepted, a mob member can begin then their adventuring, and with at least three mob members present, they can begin scooter mobbing.

WARNING: Know your domain! If you and your buddies think it might be fun to go for a "free scoot" beware of nearby mobs. Scooter Mobs are know to be highly territorial and fearless. They will attack if they feel threatened or if they feel you are damaging the scooter name and way of life.

Also if there aint three members present you aint 'scooter mobbng' foo.

Coud Dolazo: "hey man wanna go mobbin', then vandalize some public property"

Sketer Plabe: "the f**k man, we are scooter mobsters not hooligans! I will go scooter mobbing with you only if you find a third member, and respect mother nature"

Coud Dolazo: "sure thing, my bad, brother"

by teh scootster January 22, 2010