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morning tingles

to wake up in the morning horny, wanting some sexually intimacy, commonly called "special morning tingles"
Jack always loves it when Jane has the morning tingles!

How do you like your eggs in the morning? 

An efficient pick up line to filter out Millennials
Hey sweet cheeks, how do you like your eggs in the morning?

Fuck you asshole, I'm vegan

Good morning 

this is something you might say to someone when waking them up this word is used at least 28thousand times a day
Good morning by Noel369 March 27, 2021

Moaning Circle 

In Norway during the 1850's, the average citizen was poor, tired and uneducated. And last but not least they were bored and were looking for some way to reach something close to euphoria, during something other then sex. So a group of elderly women decided to try something new, and so the first Moaning Circle was born. A Moaning Circle consists of minimum 4 persons, all sitting in a circle. They sit about half an arms length away from each other, and everybody is completely naked. And once everybody is ready, you start masturbating the person sitting to your right. And the important thing is to moan, while, and whenever you feel pleasure. And once you reach your climax, you must let it take you away and let the primal beast within you scream with pleasure, while continuing to satisfy the person to your right. The idea is that you get a unison climax, and that the multiple satisfactory moans of your circle will take you to a new level of euphoria.
1. "MY GOD, i was in a Moaning circle with your sister the other day, and I must say she moans like a savage beast!"
Moaning Circle by Norwegian Pecker December 24, 2009
A period of time that is said to last from 5-7 AM to 12 PM. It is unknown whether this is true or not, as during weekdays, we lose consciousness of time at school or at work until noontime finally happens, and during the weekends, we spend this time of the day sleeping.
Someone said I'd regret that tomorrow morning, but it's okay. It will be Saturday tomorrow, so I'll just have to sleep until noon.

I had a test this morning. It was long. It also was difficult, as I was still half asleep.
Morning by Shiny_Destory May 15, 2016

morning fatty 

1. A Ska band from South Florida, also referred to as "MF"
2. A person who is fat only in the mornings
3. A big joint meant to be smoked in the morning
4. An erection experienced after waking up; morning wood
1. Guy 1: Hey man, are you going to the MF show tonight?
Guy 2: Hell yeah, Morning Fatty is the shit!
2. I thought she was hot, but when I woke up she turned out to be a morning fatty
3. There's nothing like a nice big morning fatty to start my day
4. When I got up I had to hide my morning fatty
morning fatty by Bonj January 31, 2008