Momsen

Overtly sexual jailbait.

That girl is such a momsen. Named for underage actress Taylor Momsen, who regularly flaunts her sexuality.

by Madam Geneva August 3, 2010

momster

A momster is something your mother can turn into when she flips her shit and freaks out at you. This normally happens when:

1) you cut your own hair
2) you pierce yourself
3) when you break something

4) when you accidently say something in front of her that is more of a "friend remark"
or 5) when you accidently drop your guinea pig that she really loves to feed.

teenager: "hey mom nice new computer charger" *poke* *crash* D= "umm....te-he-he-he..." *runs in room...followed by a mom...*

Momster: "YOU %^&* TEENAGER touchin' on my effing charger!!!!! AHHHerrrrrrrHAhbdsfjdkjf..."

teenager: "0_o holy shit, my mom just turned into a momster and flipped her shit.. "

by Magentaa0_o September 12, 2011

Momstagram

When your mom gets and Instagram specifically to stalk you and judge your friends. She may also compare you to your friends and say stuff like, "Look at that guy you should be more like him." She may also follow various organization accounts to inspire her. She will find many ways to find you on social media and then after that she will make a fake Twitter to follow you.

You can't post that! My Momstagram will see it!

by hotdog827 May 20, 2015

Momsplaining

When you didn't ask for her opinion but she gives it anyway and it's rude af. Or just acting like I'm dumb in general.

EX1:
Me- *walks out of the house feeling fly af*
Mom- "You know, that dress is a little t---"
Me- SHUT UP I DIDN'T ASK YOU. Rude...stop Momsplaining

EX. 2:
Me- "Hey Mom, the light bulb is out in my lamp upstairs."
Mom- "Did you try changing it ?"

Me- *sarcastically* "No I didn't, I'm just a blithering fucking ninny and I didn't think of that at all! YES, MOM, I TRIED CHANGING IT FIRST. IT'S STILL NOT WORKING." smh

by angiepants94 November 7, 2016

Moomb

The male equivalent of a woman's womb. Where the "hetus" gestates for nine months during male pregnancy.

Doctor: Judging by the cobwebs inside your moomb, you have a nasty case of syphilis.

Stewart: Fuck.

by 123skiddy321 June 8, 2009

Moombuku

Word used to describe an abnormally hairy man/woman.

Refering to gorilla like appearance.

Wow! That kid Zac is a fucking Moombuku!!!

by JWade July 31, 2005

Moms Morning Surprise

The underwear you give to your guardian to wash after a night of wet dreams.

Moms morning surprise was extra wet today.

by AmichaelG1 January 15, 2010