Mongo Bongo

Mongo Bongo to hispanic people is the same as Chunky Monkeys BoBo Bunkeys to black people

Tyler "the mongoloid" Wang called his drity basiccly south american freinds Mongo Bongos.

by BabeBlade May 27, 2018

MONGO

To describe something that is HUGE, BIG, hu-MONGO-us, GIANT, ENORMUS . Or to use as a verb to go MONGO, to go Big.

"That is a MONGO Blue Marlin!"

"That fish is a MONGO!"
"I'm searching for a MONGO"

by MONGO Offshore Challenge October 25, 2020

Mongolian Navy

Something I don't think actually exists

Random person: Hey, do the Mongolians have a Navy?
Me: Fucked if I know, mate
Random person: Oh, thanks anyway
Me: Whatever

by Dangerous G April 12, 2004

mongophobe

One who expresses a fear of mentally retarded or mongoloid people, particularly in respect to the legend that when enraged they possess the strength of ten normal men.

A: Dude, don't be such a mongophobe, just ask him to give back your sandwich.
B: No way, if I piss him off he will tear me apart with his freakish strength!

by biggs33 June 10, 2007

Syphilitic Abortion Of A Mongolian Truck Fuck

One is brain-dead, useless, jabronified, not worth the epidermal layer covering one's body; a waste of space.

Are you sure you want to marry that tool? It appears as though he may be the genetic by-product from the syphilitic abortion of a Mongolian truck fuck! Gimme a break, please!

by weave March 24, 2003

Mangonator

A male that holds a mouthful of milk in their mouth, places a straw down their pee pee hole, and blows the milk into the hole and into their bladder. Then the person can piss the white substance over anybody, anything, or back into a glass for re-consumption (a real party favorite).

I hired a mangonator for your mother's birthday party.

by nob May 11, 2004

Flying Himalayan Mongoose

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.

I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

by chris's birthday August 16, 2009