Mong

Short form of a male thong

Chanthy was looking for a silk Mong to wear on his date.

by Kyoto15 November 25, 2025

Lead Mong

Dog owner who walks their dog on a lead in an area were it's very common for dogs to be off lead (dog park, large fields, woods)

Lead Mongs are often poor dog owners often walking nervous or aggressive dog displaying weak body language the dog picks up on.

We got to lead him for a second there is a lead Mong ahead.

by HiggsHighway March 5, 2021

Mong

1. Offensive British term to refer to a mentally impaired individual.

2: Australian term for a mongrel.

1: Wow, Willie the wheelchair guy is such a mong.

2: Stop eating my chicken you greedy mongrel.

by UltimateDoge June 28, 2021

Bobby Mong

If your penis and testicles were removed, then you will have a lump where they used to be. This is called a bobby mong.

If you don't exercise your bobby mong then it will explode to become a bobby hole.

This can happen to women too but only in rare and gruesome circumstances.

Dude 1: "Hey, I heard James has a bobby mong"
Dude 2: "I wanna slap that shit"
Dude 1: "what"
Dude 2: "what"

by Sam The Holy Ham January 20, 2019

Monged

When one is so high they become non operational and somewhat vegetative

"I'm monged bro" "He/She is monged out" "sorry babe I was monged out last night"

by ABS_tract69 September 15, 2023

Mong

English slang term for a simpleton, idiot or genuinely unintelligent person. A diminutive of the word 'Mongoloid'. Used in the same way as 'spastic'.

"Have you heard how he talks? He stutters and mumbles like a right mong..."

"I can't go down the pub in flip-flops, I'll look a right mong.."

by TheValeyard January 27, 2023

Monge

An idot who is annoying.

"You are such a monge!"

by KGBsc June 18, 2022