Mikey

He’s a fat lazy cripple who only gets out of bed for Shannon
Mikey won’t do things with the boys but for girls he moves like the flash
by Granny smasher June 08, 2022
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Mikey

According to all known laws
of aviation,

there is no way a bee
should be able to fly.

Its wings are too small to get
its fat little body off the ground.

The bee, of course, flies anyway

because bees don't care
what humans think is impossible.

Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.

Barry! Breakfast is ready!

Ooming!

Hang on a second.

Hello?

- Barry?
- Adam?

- Oan you believe this is happening?
- I can't. I'll pick you up.

Looking sharp.

Use the stairs. Your father
paid good money for those.

Sorry. I'm excited.

Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.

A perfect report card, all B's.

Very proud.

Ma! I got a thing going here.

- You got lint on your fuzz.
- Ow! That's me!

- Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
- Bye!

Barry, I told you,
stop flying in the house!

- Hey, Adam.
- Hey, Barry.

- Is that fuzz gel?
- A little. Special day, graduation.

Never thought I'd make it.
Mikey is a 🐝
by Lucid444 December 31, 2020
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Mikey is the funniest person ever. Their real name is Sophia and nobody is like them. NOBODY. They are a girl but go by He/Him and they just so happen to luckily be your sister/brother. You guys laugh constantly and there is only one of them in the world. His sister/brother is called Steve. They are great together. And together they are Steve&Mikey Snoola Suffers.
Steve: Wow, Mikey, you're so funny!
Mikey: That's because I'm Mikey.
by Steve Snoola Suffers September 12, 2021
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Mikeys are great people. They always hear you out though they are usually careless and can get run over by lawnmowers. If a Mikey likes you dont turn him down. He is so sexy
I wish Mikey loved me
by Mikeyismybay October 25, 2018
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Seems sound but be careful where he tries to shove his nub of a finger 🤔 the stumpy fingered bastard has his finger in all sorts of pies 🥧 well everywhere except his bird thats my job 👉🤟
Mikey is a stumpy fingered prick
by Pugz lee November 22, 2021
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Mikey is a boy who attends ALBA
Mikey X Julie=Milie
by Just ask your friend August 09, 2022
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Mikey is a gay ass nigga who likes gaint bbc up his ass.
There was a guy getting fucked in the gaybar by a bbc, it must of been Mikey.
by szfagfasdfgsdffd April 25, 2024
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