meera

meera is just hot as fuck

just. hot. as. fuck.

she’s really fucking smart too yuh

that isn’t as hot as meera though

by shawtyslikeamelodyinmahead July 30, 2021

Mayer Hater

A stupid person who doesnt have anything better to do than say rude and untrue things about John Mayer. >(

I suggest you shut the fuck up and go on with your life.

by Chrissy April 15, 2005

meerkat

(verb) to meerkat

to try and locate an individual in an open-plan office by standing and peering over the partitions.

"Is Mark at his desk?"

"I don't know. I'll just meerkat him".

by Simon Brislin July 23, 2007

oscar mayer

You can not lie if you say oscar mayer within the same sentence (its just not cool and frowned upon).A statement of absolute truth, abusers of this are damned to the 9th level of Hell.
When you want to tell the truth beyond a doubt, it means that you are 100% telling the truth.

1. Jack: Dude did Fallon give you head last night?

Sean: Oscar mayer she gave me head!

Jack: Chill.

by MattandKevbot34 July 26, 2010

Maycie Meyers

Maycie Meyers means COOL

Ex: If you're Maycie, you're cool

by mr cool dawg December 17, 2003

meher

a fun loving curry eater

hey do you know meher?
yea i heard she eats a lot of curry!

by kripykremekrishy April 15, 2018

John Mayer

John Mayer may act like a faggot sometimes but you cannot deny the fact that he has talent.
Most of you fucking morons believe everything you hear.
But the truth is, you are just jealous because he will get more pussy than your fat ass. Jk, you won't even get pussy. (

Mr 'Music King': Man John Mayer is a fucking homo! His music is so unoriginal! He's just copying Eric Clapton and Jimi Hendrix!

Unjudgemental Prick: Sorry, could you repeat yourself? I couldn't hear you over the sound of me not giving a fuck about your uneducated opinions

by Bill Nockers August 12, 2010