To masterbate while releiving oneself of feceal matter.
"guys i was taking a shit and got kinda turned on so i bashed one out at the same time...god i love a darth maul!"
by eddyg December 13, 2007
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Tom: Hey Ed, you want to go Darth Maul.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
Ed: Whats that?
...A few moments later...
Ed: Yeah, lets go do that with Andrea.
Tom: Can i be Obi-wan?
Ed: No.
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Chuck Norris: No way man - I'm outta here!
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