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Matt is o ur friend
Yo is that matt who is o ur friend?
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A little prick who thinks he knows everything but in retrospect knows nothing. He has a very dry sense of humor simply because he hates his life. Matt’s are typically found under the bosses desk.
Hey did you see Matt today? What a fucking loser
Matt by Weslooo September 18, 2018
A fucking pedophile. He only fucks girls that's age is on th clock. Gives good foot baths while he receives poetry. Secretly a wizard.
You're such Matt, why are there only girls 1-12 in your poetry class.
Matt by sadboi666 February 2, 2019
a real dude man bro man who makes children cry, supposedly getting fired, is a hippie and wears two different shoes, doesn't actually teach, but instead let's us play games about murder
literally anyone: I don't understand this question because you didn't tell me anything about it
matt: c'mon dude bro, mannnnnn just whip out the old textbooks and think.
Matt by .mithrandir. June 18, 2017
A guy who has pussy ears
Matt can't take any shit-talk, he has pussy ears
Matt by Suhhhhhh April 20, 2018
A gay guy who sucks a lot of penis who was in the original lemon party an he sleeps with 2 men named Eli an Cody
Matt is a gay faggot who takes dick
Matt by Chaz218 February 6, 2018