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Seimen Magnet

A Seimen Magnet is someone who attracts STD's at a quicker pace than the rest of those who are sexually active. You can generally recognise these types by their plasterboard makeup, low cut tops, almost invisible skirts despite the weather being a minus degree or several outside. Also see 'slut', 'sure thing' and 'how soon can I get a doctors appointment?' for more information.
"If you want to get laid, just go find a Seimen Magnet at the club. But double rubber it."
by Geektacular February 10, 2015
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magnet ass

The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?
by JoeNJ2 March 13, 2011
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magnetic fields

A magnetic field is the magnetic effect of electric currents and magnetic materials
Magnetic fields can be produced by moving electric charges and the intrinsic magnetic moments of elementary particles associated with a fundamental quantum property, their spin.
by coolwaves159 March 16, 2017
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dick magnet

Almost any mainstream media organization, more especially those fora who regularly provide a platform for disreputable politicians or talkers and either fail to challenge the claims presented or just lob softballs.
"Cheney was on Fox again last night."

"Whattaya expect? They're such a dick magnet."
by woodchuck cooperative November 3, 2009
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Disaster magnet

A person (or persons) prone (or perhaps cursed) to such bad luck that anything that could go wrong, usually does...Typically at the worst time possible.
John: "Well that's just great! My flight got delayed thanks to a breakdown... the disaster magnet strikes again!
by Netsurfer_x1 July 9, 2010
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lesbo-magnet

a person who is constantly being asked out by lesbian's and/or gays.
diana: that girl keeps making eyes at sharon and biting her lip!
courtney: i think we've got a severe case of lesbo-magnet!
sharon: oh no, not again, i think i'll g hid eout in the bathroom! i hope my spot isn't taken.
by yermoom December 18, 2009
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cop magnet

A vehicle that cops frequently pull over, often without justifiable cause.
I gotta get a new car, this old piece of crap is a cop magnet.
by Sn0t_BuBBLe August 24, 2019
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