The old coffee maker

The old coffee maker is when a woman jacks a man off until he is frothing from his mouth then he places the froth into her pussy or anal cavity then eats it out

Dammm Curtis did the old coffee maker with gramme last night

by Trask u boy January 16, 2017

Cock mackrel

noun; The cock mackrel is one who constantly changes their conviction to suit their present situation. One who changes their opinion to suit what is currently the majority's belief. A hypocrite. Related to the mackrel's behavior of schooling(in reality a cock mackrel is a small mackrel).

Those congressmen are such cock mackrels!

by EVIL PENIS April 30, 2004

Juice Maker

While you are giving her the shocker you start rubbing her clit with your thumb until it makes her juice

I gave her the juice maker until she was cumming all over the place.

by Dykeman September 14, 2006

mackerel

Mackerel is a common name of different fish species, mostly from the family Scombridae.

I'm not much of a mackerel snacker.

by pie master August 13, 2006

Mackerel eater

A pejorative given to the nameless, faceless bureaucrats entrenched inside the federal level of the US government. These unelected government workers, aka Swamp Monsters, are political appointees/holdovers from the Obama administration. Collectively known as the Deep State, aka "The Swamp", these Globalists Shills are attempting a coup d état aimed at toppling duly elected President of the United States, Donald J. Trump.

~ First coined by swamp monster & ex CIA employee Phillip Mudd. "I'm a proud shit-holer. My family was called Wops and Mackerel eaters. We came from Italians and Irish people. We were retarded people from shithole countries. A century ago we called people slant eyes."

For the most part, the rank & file of DOJ & CIA are honest hard-working men & women, loyal to America. But Mackerel Eaters hold most upper management positions and their loyalty is not to America but to a Globalist World Order. Comey, Brennan and Clapper are just the tip of the iceberg.

by White_Boy_Awesome June 5, 2018

mackenzie

Incapable of imperfection. A name used to classify ridiculously good looking individuals. Typically a woman's best lay of her life.

I had sex with a mackenzie...best lay of my life.

by thefacess December 15, 2009

The Gay Maker

The Gay Maker is a person who just makes shit gay. He himself is not necessarily gay but he has a knack for making situations "gay" and uncomforable.

Dennis, "Yo Matt, honestly you just make shit gay, you will be forever known as The Gay Maker!!"

by Matt "The Gay Maker" Stevens July 31, 2006