loser lap

The art of cruising around a neighborhood multiple times looking for attractive members of the opposite sex. Often performed by losers in crap cars (e.g. "souped up" Hondas).

The boys are out doing loser laps by the 7/11.

by teeniebopper May 3, 2008

Losertalk

To talk like a looser and entertain the possibility of failure rather than to speak positively and with certainty of success

I will try to reach my goals. The word "try" is Losertalk.

by RJencore August 4, 2009

Loser

A loser is someone who can’t seem to win at anything ever.

Zach is a loser. He didn’t make varsity, he lost the girl he likes, he continues to lose at every aspect of life.

by ZchZmm March 14, 2020

loserface

something or someone that does something dumb/stupid/idiotic

stop it you loserface !

by loserface September 6, 2003

loser cruiser

A bad bus service that's incompatible with a normal middle-class life and as a consequence ridden only by the destitute and disqualified.

The WRTA buses in Worcester run once an hour and all just go to City Hall; they are loser cruisers par excellence. The GCRTA buses in Cleveland run every ten minutes; everyone rides them including full professors and CEOs.

by vactrac September 3, 2011

Loserness

A person with no quality banter and thinks they are funny but they are just a loser

Danielle's banter is just full of loserness

by dani1980 January 24, 2013

i loser you

A three word phrase that signifies a feeling within a relationship.

in other words as in i love you/i care for you. just replacing the word love/care with loser.

A cute way of saying i love you to another.

Girl:i loser you babe.
Boy:i loser you more than you do.

by Jasmine<3 October 29, 2008