An old coach of mine told me that if I was ever worried that a girl I was with had STDs, to take a lemon wedge and slide it in THERE. If she screams, she's got an STD.
It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.
It was, by far, the absolute dumbest piece of advice anyone's given me. But it's still pretty funny. Even funnier since he got fired a year later for hitting on a chick who was his babysitter.
by Thanatos March 31, 2005
Get the lemon test mug.The art of urinating in a females mouth and thereafter dipping your ballsack into the mouth. Possibly to cure a minor illness e.g the flu.
Gerry: Man, my girlfriends had such a bad case of flu recently, it sucks man.
Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.
Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.
Bernado: Judith? Ahhh man, just give her the old lemon tea, clear that illness up in no time.
Gerry: Oh yeah, awesome, thanks Benardo man.
by brfczander November 12, 2010
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Harleigh: What's all this "lemonade" album people talkin' about?
Dakota: Only the best album ever (gives holy water and the ablum
Dakota: Only the best album ever (gives holy water and the ablum
by DrizzyRiRi May 23, 2016
Get the Lemonade mug.When you get so high off your ass you think your a lemon, and want to juice yourself. Another possible effect of the Lemon High is the creation of random non-existent foods.
Guy 1: Man I want those WonkaChunk Peanutz!
Guy 2: Dude what the hell are you talking about?!
Guy 1: I have no idea I have a Lemon High, and I just want to juice myself.
Guy 2: Dude what the hell are you talking about?!
Guy 1: I have no idea I have a Lemon High, and I just want to juice myself.
by EmeraldSoul May 22, 2009
Get the Lemon High mug.Like a Tea Bag, but with a twist. You dip your balls in urine.
(preferably your own!) Then you proceed to put your balls in someones mouth. A lemon Drop!
(preferably your own!) Then you proceed to put your balls in someones mouth. A lemon Drop!
by J.R. from Chicago June 5, 2011
Get the Lemon Drop mug.guy 1: "Man, why do I keep getting all these lemons?"
guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."
guy 2: "I don't know. You should make some lemonade though."
by Jon Zimmerman June 18, 2008
Get the lemonade mug.1. The preamble and unofficial title to a joyous childhood rhyme. It goes: Milk, Milk, Lemonade, Push the Button, Fudge is Made. While saying this lovely poem, children point to the right side of their chest and then the left for the Milk part. For lemonade, they point to their genitals. "Push the button" calls for pushing ones belly button and then finishing it off by pointing to ones arse.
2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.
3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.
2. Something you say to your boss to express your lack of interest in what (s)he is saying.
3. Something you say very loudly when someone is telling you something you don't want to hear.
2. "Hey Lance, can you do a better job scrubbing the toilets? The chunks of corn and poop splatters are still visible"
"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."
3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."
"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"
"Milk, Milk, Lemonade ..."
3. "Lance, honey. I told you we should have used a condom. The test just came back positive."
"Milk, Milk, Lemonade!"
by Becki J. February 19, 2005
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