Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.

Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!

by wopalicious July 13, 2009

Leon Lotting it

The act of using someone's indiscretions to gain public notoriety, or to enhance political reputation.
*Leon Lott is the Chief of Police in Columbia, SC. He is infamous for pursuing charges against Micheal Phelps (and eight others) due to Phelps' marijuana bong photo.

Fifth grade teacher's pet Timmy sees Ryan cheating from Jonathan's test. He then Leon Lott's it; getting Ryan suspended from school while embellishing his own reputation as an "exemplary" and "model" student.

Timmy's really Leon Lotting it.

Ryan got Leon Lotted.

You're not gonna Leon Lott me, are you?

by Phichael Melps February 14, 2009

Lottie

Is the name of a person who is a really old hag, who tries to dress like a teenager, but completely fails.

Lottie: "I am skinny, you are fat!" (writer) B.S. :)

by the piercer November 25, 2011

Trent Lott

guy who made mistakes when trying to say something nice about a dying politician. was blasted for it in the media, resigned his post.

trent lott isn't so bad... stop the hatin'

by Caspergear October 26, 2004

lotty

Another world for Dog

look at her, she looks like a right lotty

by butterfly16 May 4, 2006

Irish Lottery

Having sex without a condom or other form of birth control.

Colleen and Patrick have been playing the irish lottery and they may have hit the jackpot - she's two weeks late...

by donjuansw August 5, 2008

lotto stance

The stance that elderly (aka old) people take when scratching off their lottery tickets while you wait behind them in line at the convenience store. It consists of: One elbow on the counter, one knee touching the wall and your A$$ way up in the air!

I tripped over an old guy at the Kwik Trip this morning cause he was taking up too much space with his lotto stance.

by sparksness January 11, 2008