Larry Johnson

One of the greatest running backs ever, coming out of Penn State. In 2002 he had more than 2000 yards and 20 tds, and in 2003 was drafted 27th overall to the Kansas City Chiefs. He was 3rd string for some unbeknownst reason for two years, but now he is the starter due to injuries. He is big, strong, fast, and runs behind a great offensive line. He will probably break a few records before he retires.

Larry Johnson just broke an 84 yard touchdown run.

Larry Johnson by PSU HACKS! December 26, 2005

Larry stylinson 

Larry stylinson is a mix of the two names Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson and is commonly used by “Larries” as a way of talking about the two love birds relationship.

“ I love Larry Stylinson” -Louis Tomlinson

Larry stylinson by Letsbelonely September 14, 2020

Larry feeling 

When you you’re so high you black out, get anchored, have cold sweats, or throw up. Term coined when a guy named Larry got too high and didn’t feel well.

Dog , that dab hit gave me Larry Feeling.
I smoker too many spliffs, I get Larry Feeling.

Larry feeling by FeelingLit February 13, 2019

Larry Aquarium

Larry Aquarium(n)-A bus stop with a plethora of black people at it.

Pete: Did you see the corner of 3rd and MLK Blvd; there are tons of blacks just hanging around.

Preston: Oh, that’s because it's a Larry Aquarium. They have to work too.

Larry Aquarium by young J-hove February 4, 2007

Larry the Cable Guy 

Here are some jokes from Larry the Cable Guy

"I was sniffing around at Victoria's Secret the other day. I was like a retard at a chucky cheese. Guess what they have. Underbritches with holes in the crotches. These things sell for 15 bucks. I'm sitting on a dwarful of those worth 250 bucks at home"

"They now have something called eatin' britches. I bought five pairs for my girlfriend and ate a couple on the way to her house. If they made biscuits and gravy flavored, I'd get fat just off that"

"I beleive if I was paid a dollar for every time my dad said he loved me...Well, money isn't important now"

"They say cellphones put microwaves in your body. This guy used one and pooped out a hot pocket"

"If you don't think that's funny, get the hell out of here"

"I have a deaf brother. He also has teret syndrome, so he's all like *makes nasty hand gestures*"

"My girlfriend read a hog hunter magazine and said 'Why don't you trim you're private areas, that'll look sexy.' Oh no, I said. An hour later I have razor bumps and toilet paper squares all over my balls"

"My grandma was in a farting contest..."

"GitRdone"

Larry the Cable Guy bought a fart machine at the mall, used it everywhere, and gave it to his grandma for his birthday

Larry the Cable Guy by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005

Larry the cable guy 

Jeff Foxworthy's redneck jokes come to life

Who's ready to GIT-R-DONE?

Larry the cable guy by Mike April 24, 2005

Larry...no... 

From the HBO Comedy Series, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Larry David is wearing a maroon jacket and blue sweater. Cheryl, his wife, says to him, "Larry...no...". This is used to tell someone that what they're doing or wearing is absurd, wrong, rediculous, or to simply show your rejection of such behavior.

I was eating dinner with a friend when he dropped food on the table and then continued to pick it up and eat it anyway. I looked at him and said, "Larry...no...".

Larry...no... by Katie Clark May 18, 2006