Urban lag

The lag and bugs that come with searching or merely being on urban dictionary. Sometimes the page just shuts down forcing you to reload it for the 1000th time. Even like counts and search suggestions stop displaying every so often. In total, a complete mess.

I'm dealing with so much urban lag right now!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021

action lag

When you are playing a FPS game smoothly, but you start to lag as soon as someone starts shooting you, causing your death.

Nice, 60 FPS man!
Oh, someone is shooting me... WOAH WOAH, 2 FPS WTH,
*dies*
fucking action lag

by ybcuber September 17, 2018

vagina lag

When a girl moves on from a man but then days, weeks, or months later her vagina craves his dick no matter whom she may be with now.

My best friend broke up with her boyfriend a week and a half ago but just called him up asking for sex because of her vagina lag.

by Laggg December 28, 2018

Lag out

When you don’t want to say you are no longer interested in playing videogames with someone anymore. This is an easy saying to not be rude.

Yeah Im about to lag out, sorry guys. Good luck in the game.

by Snake145 March 24, 2019

Lag Machine

A contraption in open world MMO Survival games (Minecraft for example) that intentionally slows down server time catastrophically for everyone on the server no matter the distance if it’s being rendered.

Example of chat during lagging

HaXOr: omg lag
Super_Steve: 3rd time this our
HaXOr: of course I dropped my op sword
SkEpPy: lagggggg
Zelllk: @admin?
HaXOr: yeah someone’s using a lag machine
Zelllk: who usin lag machine I’ll knock their **** in the dirt

Chat was wild for 20 minutes.

by Malcontent lag February 26, 2022

Jake-lag

the state of tiredness similar to that of jet lag one gets from staying up all night talking to jake , but no regrets bc it’s jake and he is amazing

hey man y r u so tired
fam, ive got super bad jake-lag bc i was talking to jake all night

by Xx_EV13_xX October 2, 2020

lag (dev)

lag (dev) is an amazing cs3 developer. he works alongside cloudburst and blue who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie experience.

"lag (dev) is so amazing"
- jonathan stephens
"lag (dev) turns me on"
- katie sterling

by TotallyNotJpants October 17, 2022