Kryptostylenic

A word with more fluff than actual meaning, this lazy bastardization of a fabricated technicality can be stapled on to any sentence for immediate pseudo-intelligence points.

Male:"Yuck, look at her! How kryptostylenic."

Potential Lay:"Take me now!"

by MTA June 26, 2004

krypton ball

a ball of krypton.

Holy cow George! Look! It's a KRYPTON BALL.

by Mr. Anonymous-e-wow-e August 14, 2009

kriptonite

The green shit that comes from The Grinch's ass that weakens superheroes from Kripton like Superman, Wonderwoman, and that little midget down the hall from your apartment.

The kriptonite weakened my cousin Jerry's milking powers during sexual intercourse last night.

by koolzero December 31, 2014

Krypex

Pronounced: cry-pecks

A little fatty who thinks he's good at GFX and rejects people out of his group

"Krypex Still Hasn't Made That GFX I ordered"
"Who, Krypex? That Little Fatty?"
"I remember when he was called KrypexHD"

by FoozFan69 January 4, 2018

Kryštof around

To be annoyingly politically correct and picky about pronouns. Usually used in European Youth English.

I hope Mark and Amelia will shut the f**k up . I can't believe it, they constantly kryštof around.

by Vilitaf December 27, 2018

dirty krysta

When a girl somehow manages to become publicly known as "Krusty Kurt"; meaning that she has krusty crevices and secretions all over her body not knowing why or where they came from.

Wow, I woke up this morning feeling sooooo dirty Krysta, talk about serious confusion.

by kurtis mfuckin fartin leonardo July 12, 2020

dirty krystle

A Dirty Krystle is when she lights a blunt neked, takes a big ol hoot up the vag, and “blows” the smoke into his mouth.

Bryan tried his first Dirty Krystle last night, and he was ripped for hours.

by Ma$3 June 5, 2020