Junk Tight

Friends that are so close, others believe they have regular sex. Especially used with married people having an affair.

John: I have two co-workers who are very tight, like junk tight.

by B-ri P January 23, 2013

junk-code

Useless code, code that can be deleted or rewritten in shorter syntax.

Junk-code
If(x==true){
return true;
} else {
return false;
}
Better code
return x;

by OAK@OAK March 17, 2016

Small Junk

Used to describe a male with small genitalia; often associated with driving large 4x4 trucks in city areas to make up for lack manhood. Pussy or scared little man.

"That guy has small junk, driving that truck" or "You have small junk not being able to stand-up for yourself"

by Dave Smithy April 05, 2010

love junk

That extra belly fat you have laying around.

Dude, look at that chick's love junk.
Packing some extra holiday love junk are we?

by redrabbit12 March 26, 2010

Wacky on the Junk

The state of behavior where someone is either obviously lying (poorly), misinformed, has a few nuts loose, about ready to black-out, is acting off-the-wall, was just tazed, drugged-up or actually 'on the junk' (heroin).

Dude #1: "Hey, look at Kevin over there jumping around like he's a freaking kangaroo!" Dude #2: "Yeah...must be wacky on the junk!"

by Surfer-Skier June 21, 2010

junk oven

When you are spooning with your significant other and he or she farts on your junk, heating it up like an oven. junk oven fart queef penis cock gas spooning heat

Man, my cougar totally gave me a junk oven last night. That's the last time I feed her lactarded ass a la mode special brownies.

by D_Bagzz February 20, 2011

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR May 23, 2012