Steve Jobs

A man who changed the world and innovated the "touch" to our present day lives. May he rest in peace.

Simple Apple computer------------------>iPod-->iTouch--------->iPhone---->iPad-------->MacBook Pro = Steve Jobs & Apple.

by Yessir12345 October 9, 2011

everlasting jobstopper

a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason

Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.

by jpatt April 9, 2007

Steve Jobs

The person who is said to suck even though he makes kick ass computers, CAN run Windows (but most choose not to because it's horrible and Mac already has the features), and doesn't get viruses. Poor people also resent Steve Jobs because they can't afford his products. The only thing that gets on Steve Jobs nerves are Windows fanboys who are too poor to get a Mac.

He treats that Ferrari like Steve Jobs

He works at Mickey D's so he hates nice houses and Steve Jobs.

by thatgreggguy August 5, 2010

joob jizz

The sperm build up on a mans bush or penis.

that is some sick

by JDOGG June 10, 2004

the joos

Curvaceousnessnessness....

"The trick to getting the guys is two words, the joos" "whats the joos?" "All this curvaceousnessnessness "

by Akrownimm March 15, 2017

joob

A junior noob in high school. Frowned upon by seniors because of their junior noob status. Joob's typically take classes that only seniors take because they are trying to get somewhere in life

All these joobs are in my environmental class, they dont talk and sit in the corner in their joob glory

by M dubs March 7, 2007

Jee Joob

A derogatory term used amongst the members of the galactic republic used to demean those of the Mon Calamari Species

I can't believe they put a jee joob like Admiral Ackbar in charge of this fleet.

by StarWarsNerd578 November 10, 2019