When referring to a person, the complete opposite of fun or a good time or ruins everything when they enter the room.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.
When referring to a situation, a really crappy occurrence or situation that ruins the mood.
Dude, my girl was giving me dome and she vomited all over my dick!
Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.
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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!
Man, thats the anti-jizz
Wow dog, thats the anti-jizz.
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Dude that huge black nigger stole ma bike!!
Man, thats the anti-jizz
by DJWeich March 7, 2008
Get the anti-jizzmug. An expression to be used solely at times of utmost revulsion.
When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.
When a concept or notion is so horrifically revolting that the traditional courses of nature are reversed; thus forcing any ejaculatory fluid that would otherwise travel out of the penis, back up the unfortunate organ, causing extreme pain and discomfort for the sufferer.
Douchebag 1: Dude, that chick's so ugly I just reverse jizzed.
Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ
Douchebag 2: Ya, I totally feel your pain man. Just last week I walked in on my Dad engaging in sexual congress with a piece of patio furniture D: ...it totally made me reverse jizz. ಠ_ಠ
by BrewBrewXx April 18, 2010
Get the Reverse jizzmug. by Kyle Prosko April 1, 2007
Get the jizz pitmug. a game where several men masturbate around a cookie, aiming to hit the cookie, and the man to ejaculate last, has to eat the cookie.
by Kuroi February 18, 2009
Get the Jizz Cookiemug. The jizz burger is the burger you eat when it's 4 in the morning, you're totally wasted, on your way back home after a party and you decide to stop at Mcdonalds or burger king to eat smth, the cheese burger that saves you from dying, then you eat it and feel so better, it's like having an orgasm ! that's the jizz burger.
Example 1
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
guy 1: "Did you catch the night bus ?"
guy 2: "No, i had to stop for a jizz burger"
Example 2
Guy 1: "How did you end up yesterday night ?"
Guy 2: "Oh my god i was so drunk then i ate a jizz burger and i started to live again"
by Kobenhvn November 11, 2011
Get the Jizz Burgermug. Last night I had Cindy howeling at the moon, and to top it all off, being the jizz artist that I am, I shot a load on her tits in the shape of a grasshopper
by Robby Raikes May 15, 2006
Get the Jizz Artistmug. The substance from the vagina when a woman gets wet (she's aroused). Will commonly run down the shaft of your cock.
John: Yo, so how was Stacy last night?
Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.
Tim: She was a squirter man. She shot that Pussy Jizz everywhere.
by ablamasta289 March 31, 2009
Get the Pussy Jizzmug.