Jeterian Section

1) To go opposite field, particularly for a 3 run home run, thus embarassing the pretender Rays.

2)In chilbirth, the process of birthing a child upside-down with the legs crossed over

1) April 14th, 2009 vs Tampa Bay:
Michael Kay: We're certainly getting used to those Jeterian swings.
David Cone: and Jeter hits it, back, to the wall, and gone! A Jeterian home run!

2) Lucretia attempted to deliver her baby through the natural means, but since the baby was conceived during a botched bionic sea-horseing, it was grossly deformed and she had to deliver via Jeterian Section

by The Son is on His Bike April 14, 2009

jihad jesters

The jihad jesters is any pair of muslim pornstars. They usually are brothers who perform and act in the same movie, but not on each other. The lucky woman can than say she has been jestered. The terms origins come from two brothers who were raised in an affluent Minnesota suburb, but then turned to the porno industry. There family was ashamed and said they were nothing but jesters.

Omar and Talal are Muslim brothers who like staring in the same prono films, therefore, they are jihad jesters.

by Mr. Burfiend July 1, 2006

jesper

To bite your pimp steak in a way that makes it squirt out of the end of the bun and fall on the ground, usually done when drunk.

Eric totally jespered his pimp steak last night, but he ate it anyway.

The cream cheese on the pimp steak left a skeet stain on his black shirt.

by comet tavern May 3, 2009

jesters

A jesters is a wackaloon who works with fellow blondeislost matrons to make the Internet safe for pervies and convert Internet chatrooms to a state of matronation.

He couldn't tell the truth if his life relied on it. His matronation made him a jesters.

by TIZReporter October 16, 2005

Jeter's an astro

Thin Texas blondes who pursue rich classy black guys for the purposes of making a baby that will grow up to be the next star athlete or entertainer ala New York Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter.

A.K.A. Wall Street for white girls.

Amber is crazy. One minute she's saying the N-word, next thing you know, Jeter's an Astro.

by idiot buster April 20, 2005

Jeeterlicious

A food or beverage that tastes awful, and typically has one or more body hairs in it. The opposite of delicious.

"This danish is jeeterlicious, I think I'm going to take it back and ask for another."

by Shamber26 March 27, 2009

Jeeter's me up

Getting Jeetered is doing something that gets your adrenaline pumping, and you do it every day, or reacurringly.

Guy 1 - Why do you do that everyday? It was cool the first time but now it's dumb...

Guy 2 - Idk man, something about it just Jeeter's me up!

by Rnlnanonymous November 10, 2013