jesse is a sex god
by heeeuhuhdduheudh June 26, 2018
Get the jessemug. a sweet cute and beautiful girl that always puts other people before her she if funny and would be the BEST friend you would ever have!!!!
girl 1: wow I was just talking to Jesse she was so funny!
girl 2: She is the best and most pretty friend I have.
girl 2: She is the best and most pretty friend I have.
by by: so true June 12, 2018
Get the Jessemug. by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020
Get the Jesse Sinnmug. <noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013
Get the jesse palmermug. Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
by the prophet July 30, 2003
Get the jesse jacksonmug. by K40 January 13, 2004
Get the jesse jacksonmug. Jesse Lingardinho is an English professional footballer who plays as an attacking midfielder or as a winger for Premier League club West Ham United, on loan from Manchester United, and the England national team.
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
Lingardinho is rated as one of the best footballers in the world and is in contention for the Ballon d'Or.
Lingardinho has the skills to pay the bills
"hey is that Jesse lingard"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"
"No thats Jesse lingardinho the widely regarded best footballer of all time"
by Honest_Football Fan April 17, 2021
Get the Jesse Lingardinhomug.