"Hey you think we can go meet Jason after class at 4:20"
"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"
"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"
"Hey Max let's go sesh this Jason"
"How about we go see our friend Jason at the Café"
by themanthemyththejason March 11, 2020

jason is a man who is really hairy, his ant trial goes on for miles on end and his leg hairs are to thic to ever trim. he is also someone who is immortal, actually maybe one day but when he is one hundred thirty five. he is a great friend and person to be around he will never make you frown.
by bigfupalupa August 9, 2021

This is the type of person you find laying in the alleyway. His dad left him at a gas station 12-13 years ago. He is gay. His dad came back to him just to spank him when he was ten, then left, after telling him he is adopted.
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019

idiot, jason is incompetent he does not know how to do anything he is just a bad person in general is do not trust this guy he will spill your secrets faster than you can say them (jason gosser)
why is jason here, ickkkk
by jg1978 August 20, 2017

Jason is weird funny and is cute he could be bisexual and have little friends but when he falls in love he isn't scared of showing it he shows his love to his gf/bf in public and isn't afraid to be looked at. He may be an ordinary boy but
Jason is awesome!
by Stanlee's #1fan April 23, 2019

1.A demigod sent to fulfill the fantasies of women aged 18-45.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
2.He who possess manners that the dude from “Kingsman” would be impressed with.
3. A man with exceptional standards and manners that others rarely notice.
4.A man whose only fault is being “too perfect.”
5.A man with a slight dark side that you can’t get enough of.
The sun: “I have to get my shades on, Jason is coming out.”
Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!
My manners
Girl: “Jason is so hot!”
Girl’s friend: “Yeah, I passed by and got a first degree Jason burn!
My manners
by MisterJsHarleyQuinn March 7, 2019

Bill: "Hey mate you look knackered!"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
Dave: "Yeah was used as A Jason last night, could sleep on my back when I finally got home"
Bill: "Did you have fun at least?"
Dave: "Yeah was great"
by Wank-o-meter January 31, 2023
