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The act of having group sex with mentally ill and high female then to put it on the internet
Guy1 yeah she's high as fuck
Guy2 man she's a total ruth we can pull a jason on her
by JasontherapistofLondonont March 10, 2017
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Jason is a very dum thicc boi, he listens to lil uzi vert and makes out with Wali in his freetime. He always get 2 pluses on his tests and he sucks at fortnite.
Jason just gave WAli the rub rub on the nub nub
by saltyserbian May 3, 2018
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v. To incur an avoidable delay as a result of exercising maximal inefficiency or negligence.
My bag didn't come out of the airport carousel until an hour after we landed, and I missed my connecting flight. I totally got Jasoned.
by Murklewood January 3, 2017
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It means July, August, September, October, and November. Or, it is like a shorter name of Jayson. Jason most likely knows a guy named Justin, I could be wrong though.
“Do you have a crush on anyone?,” said Emma.
Yeah I do, his name is Jason. He may be annoying, but he can look cute sometimes,” said Tiffany.
by Austinhere October 15, 2019
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Jason is a sweet and kind person and he will definitely treat you like a queen, he will do anything to make you happy, he’s a athletic and sweet person.
I love jason
by Thatboijason January 11, 2021
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Everyone knows a Jason or multiple, I know many

But the best Jason i know is trustworthy, kind hearted and wants other people to be happy and will always try to be happy for you. He will often apologize for everything even if it isn't his fault. Jason can also be very funny, interesting and also dirty minded, some would say that he's a bit of an emo but that isn't a bad thing. Jasons like to eat and a lot of them are drummers and like black purple and blue, have a good taste in music. Jason gets away with a lot but is the opposite of a bad person i promise.
Person 1: whats with Jason?
Person 2: Jasons Jason
by yetterchetter64 April 20, 2020
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THE biggest piece of shit there is. He is player and will leave you for your number one enemy or the girl he told you not to worry about. Jasons are often seemingly kind at first, but will destroy any happiness within your body at the snap of a finger *much like thanos*.
girl 1: what happened to her? she's never been this sad.
girl 2: oh you didn't hear? she encountered a Jason.
by anonymous banana 0930 April 24, 2020
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