lumber-jacking

The highly disciplined art of simultaneously defecating and masturbating.

One thing Cliff really enjoys is a good lumber-jacking.

by Douglas Thorneloe January 10, 2009

aunt jackie

A Dance originated in Harlem NY. Is used in a dance movement called Da lite feet. The dancer puts their hands together like a clap and closes them to make a fist and bring their hands to their chest. Advanced dancers mix in their own flavor.

Harlem boy 1: This is my jam im about to get da lite feet going
Harlem boy 2:Word me too!! Aunt jackie wit it

by JulianS. July 26, 2007

Jackie

The most radical person you know. They tend to like Dr. Who, Oliver Sykes, and cats. Typically they are a percussionist in a marching band. Usually really bad at piano. They use phrases like "Hi Friend." But you love them anyways.

Jackie is the coolest cat in the litterbox.

by Oiccortep August 26, 2013

jacking race

Jacking off at a usual pace and then realizing that someone has pulled in the driveway or walked in the house and you now must race to finish the job before inevitable interruption, embarassment, and humility.

Johnny is jacking off and realizes Mommy is pulling in the driveway coming home from work. He must finish and we now have a jacking race.

by Bubba Wayne August 29, 2006

Jackie's Remorse

Post-masturbation remorse for one's actions or sexual thoughts during the course of the masturbation.

Jonathan decided tasting his own cum would be hot, but after doing it he almost immediately had Jackie's remorse.

by Nov't April 10, 2009

Jackie

Jackie is the name of the nicest person in the world. Jackie usually has beautiful blond hair and is amazing in school. EVERYONE loves her. She can get a guy drooling over her in seconds. She is so pretty and is everyones best friend but is also really shy. Jackie is the name of an incredibly beautiful girl that is good in school, is athletic, has an amazing body. Jackies are a rare and mysterious breed. They are soooo nice and super crazy. She is fun to be around and gets ALL of the guys. Everyone loves her and wants to be her. She usually has pretty blond hair, has lots of blonde moments, is very smart and a GREAT singer. Jackies are incredibly beautiful and hilarious and playful and will carry you on their backs up entire flights of stairs. They are very intelligent, and enjoy french things and music. Jackies make the world a better place.

Person 1: Jackies are the best!

Person 2: Yeah, they're my favorite! I love Jackie.

girl 1- Did you hear Jackie sing today?

girl 2- Yes! She has the voice of an angel!
girl 1- She's so awesome!
girl 2- I know and i LOVE her hair!

girl 1: Have you met Jackie yet?
girl 2: Yeah! She's sooo nice!
girl 1: I know right! I love hanging out with her!

by 3OH3! July 15, 2011

Jacking off

When a young man or old man (can be both) get hard or also known as horny, they're penis starts to rise up. If they don't have anyone at the moment to help them with their needs, then they go to a private place such as the shower or their bed or also local wal-mart and go in a up and down motion on their penis. Causing them to feel the pleasure of having sex with a girl, or also feel the burn. When they reached their maximum pleasure a tasty substances called cum squirts out, and that is when he or she knows they are done jacking off.

Last night i could hear my dad jacking off

Me and your dad jacked off to porn last night

by iknowuwithallmymight May 17, 2010