by Immatrannyandproud January 7, 2018
Get the Sexmug. Sex is like math.
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
You add the bed,
Subtract the clothes,
Divide the legs,
And pray you don't multiply.
by HEYGETADAMNLIFEALREADY February 12, 2021
Get the Sexmug. Sex story 1 by hornystories26
There is this girl I really like and she’s so cute. I really wanted to have sexual intercorse with her so I decided to talk to her. When I did the words I said were a bit dirty. She touched my cock and said “you make me so horny with that dirty talk!” I held her breasts for about 10 seconds until some people came passed where we was. I told her to come to my house, I was going to be home alone anyway. We walked to my house and it took us about 5 minutes, I was squeezing her ass the whole time. When we got to mine I said “you’d look 20 times sexier naked!” So she told me to strip her down, so I started to pull off her top then pull down her pants until she was there with her bra and thongs on.
(Rest in example)
There is this girl I really like and she’s so cute. I really wanted to have sexual intercorse with her so I decided to talk to her. When I did the words I said were a bit dirty. She touched my cock and said “you make me so horny with that dirty talk!” I held her breasts for about 10 seconds until some people came passed where we was. I told her to come to my house, I was going to be home alone anyway. We walked to my house and it took us about 5 minutes, I was squeezing her ass the whole time. When we got to mine I said “you’d look 20 times sexier naked!” So she told me to strip her down, so I started to pull off her top then pull down her pants until she was there with her bra and thongs on.
(Rest in example)
We walked up to my room and laid on my bed. She kissed me and kissed me again. She made me feel so horny so I went down her thongs, she pulled my top off and took off my bed and went into my pants and started tossing me off as I played with her fanny. I felt her cum and played around wiv it. I started to finger her as she started kissing me. She told me to stop and I got scared thinking I did something wrong until she went down and pulled out my cock. I said “did I do something wrong?”
“No, you did something wrong because you made me hungry!” She said.
She started sucking my cock and I started to moan a little bit. I was pushing her head down and it felt so good. I pushed her away and went down to her thongs, pulled them off and opened her legs, I started to lick her vagina and shove my tongue in. She groaned once or twice and I loved it. She told me to shove it in and shove it in hard. So I got my cock and put it inside of her. She said yes yes carry on. So I pushed it in and out and in and out. She groaned and groaned, I felt so horny. I cummed so much inside of her wet pussy. At the end of it we kissed and cuddled until we fell asleep.
~Sex story by hornystories26
“No, you did something wrong because you made me hungry!” She said.
She started sucking my cock and I started to moan a little bit. I was pushing her head down and it felt so good. I pushed her away and went down to her thongs, pulled them off and opened her legs, I started to lick her vagina and shove my tongue in. She groaned once or twice and I loved it. She told me to shove it in and shove it in hard. So I got my cock and put it inside of her. She said yes yes carry on. So I pushed it in and out and in and out. She groaned and groaned, I felt so horny. I cummed so much inside of her wet pussy. At the end of it we kissed and cuddled until we fell asleep.
~Sex story by hornystories26
by hornystories26 March 7, 2019
Get the Sexmug. Get the Sexmug. My crush was by turbo lake, so I look action. I stripped her shirt and bra off before taking her pants and underwear off. She blushed as I stripped myself. Then she pushed me down and later on top of me, naked. She said that she had always wanted to have sex with me but was to afraid. And after that we had buttsex.
by SuperCum September 22, 2019
Get the Sexmug. 
Okay. If you are reading this make sure you are 10 or over..... Sex is where a man's penis, inserts into the women's vagina. It is very painful for the female but she needs the sperm from the male to. Create a son/daughter
Male- "wanna have kids? "
Female- "I dont want kids, but I want sex
Male-"well we will use a condom then
Search up condom for meaning
Female- "I dont want kids, but I want sex
Male-"well we will use a condom then
Search up condom for meaning
by QueenXD April 16, 2017
Get the Sexmug.