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Fire Hydrant Syndrome

The feeling you get when you see an ex with someone else. You really don't want them back but they are like a fire hydrant and you are seeing someone else piss on your fire hydrant. Which enrages you and makes you want to piss on that fire hydrant again.
I found Jake kissing Amanda. Damn Fire Hydrant Syndrome!
by Gothzilla November 16, 2010
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Hydro dream

When an instance of sexual excitment occurs in one's sleep, it may cause one to spurt. If the spurt released is a small one, it is merely a wet dream. If you need to pressure clean your blankets afterwards, it is a hydro dream.
Man, I almost drowned my mother in that hydro dream.
by Benjamin "Benny" Dover May 19, 2009
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Hydration Technician

A fancy name for someone who fills water bottles for sports teams. They are usually creepy middle-aged to older men who have no ambitions to fulfill, so they fulfill bottles instead.
Our team recently acquired a hydration technician to fill our water bottles up.
by Anthony Frayn May 1, 2010
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Hydra G

Definition of a Person having superior power and overall dominance. Rizz level is maxed.
Tobester is the real Hydra G
by Azukira December 15, 2022
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the hydro pump

the sexual act of taking two fists and pumping them in and out of the vagina
man jay daddy took the hydro pump like a pro
by stankyvag May 1, 2009
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utah fire hydrant

the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.
tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant
by killemkrew3 April 6, 2011
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kick the fire hydrant

step 1.) go outside and locate a fire hydrant
step 2.) kick the fire hydrant
step 3.) repeat step 2 until satisfied
by SirStephen February 8, 2012
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