Quasi-hump

Noun or Verb: Inspired by Quasimodo. An obstacle or “hunchback” (if you will) that unexpectedly screws up your routine. Almost as if your day was going to be straight, i.e. your predetermined plan or a normal person’s spine, until some happiness offender throws metaphoric garbage in your path. Quasimodo had to get over looking like Streganonna, performing manual labor (probably without disability compensation), and living in the hot gypsy friend-zone. If no one threw him a quasi-hump he would have AT LEAST been an option on “Which Disney Prince Would You Marry”, and worst case scenario tied with the Beast. Aka the equivalent of a 400-pound creature with excessive body hair.

1. I was killing it on the dance floor until the DJ quasi-humped my night by turning on Nickelback.
2. Took a bite of a “chocolate chip” cookie.. Oatmeal raisin. Total quasi-hump.

by ModoMere December 2, 2015

Reverse Hump

While spooning, the little spoon thrusts backwards causing a reverse hump.

"Hey, you were humping me in your sleep"
"No, you were reverse humping me pretending I was humping you"

by Bruce Bane April 12, 2016

Smooth Hump

A rhythmic, caressing, up and down motion.

I feel better than ever after that smooth hump session!

by Fuzzy Pete March 5, 2014

camel hump

1. guy version of a camel toe, when your cock can be seen from your shorts.
2. when someone comes up behind you and shoves their knee up your ass.

1. Dude! You're penis is sticking out of your pants!!! That's a sick camel hump!

2. You fucker! Stop camel humping me!

by nirvana4lf June 13, 2005

hump man

first you must do the batman noise nahnahnahnah then while dry humping the person without touching them works best with people with a big butt then after doing all this you yell hump man

it was funny when jordan got behind arp and then did hump man to her turned around and then he did it to shana!

by him 13231231 December 25, 2007

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

Hump the Rainbow

To make comments or actions that provide no value to a conversation or event other than to invite argument or bickering among the participants.

See: Stirring the pot.

Person 1: What do you guys want to get for dinner?

Person 2: Whatever you guys want.

Person 3: Did you hear that Person 1 slept with Person 2s wife?

Person 1: Dude, why do you always have to hump the rainbow?

by lithian1611 December 28, 2009