HTN

Hell to the no.

Are you serious? HTN!

by peelsn November 16, 2014

HTQ

This stands for "Hit The Quan". The Quan is a dance where you slightly bend your knees and wave your arms slowly in circles in a windmill like fashion.

"Lemme see your HTQ"

by JJBBJJ October 18, 2015

htc touch pro

piece of shit

i paid $600 for this piece of shit that locks up, buttons sporadically work, and does whatever it wants to do--slowly. if i press txt, the internet comes up 12 seconds later

oh, you have an htc touch pro? sorry for ya suckajack!!

by classic1979 April 24, 2009

HTTM

It stands for Hot Tub Time Machine. A funny ass movie.

"Its from HTTM!"

by Deuie Cox April 11, 2010

HTTP

HTTP (as used as an adjective) means to be frustrated, annoyed, or unsure. It is often used as another way to say ://

Person 1: “Bro, my ex is being such a HTTP”
Person 2: “That sucks dawg”
Person 1: “://“

by WreckingCrewYT May 11, 2019

HTF

Abbreviation for Happy Tree Friends (A cartoon which always brutally kills the cute fuzzy animals involed)

That episode of HTF last night was so gory ;)

by Flippydaslasher November 18, 2007

HTFU

"Hang the Fuck Up!" the cell phone correct version (especially appropriate for vehicular maladiction) of the well-established STFU.

"HTFU and DRIVE!" Ted shouted at the smugly self-absorbed yuppie soccer mom who was toddling along the freeway at 40mph in a van filled with children while simultaneously sipping her non-fat-non-dairy-decaf frap and babbling away on her cell phone oblivious to the furious world raging around her.

by Mabuse January 5, 2008