Horseheads

A town where the high schooler's want to get out so bad and then when they do, they want to come back. The town is not as bad as everything puts it out to be. Horseheads has some of the most musically talented people in the area. The sports are decent. Just depends on which sport you do. They call it " Whoresheads" because some of the girls do put themselves out there but not every girl does. There is almost no crime rate what so ever. The town is always there for everyone. Hated by other schools for being the "Rich" school when in the winter time it's below 0 in the classrooms, because they can't afford fricken heat. You'll meet some of the best people in the world in this little town and friends that will last a life time. They throw the best parties and the people are the most fun to hang out with. Horseheads really is the place to grow up and grow old with someone in.

I heard some kids in Horseheads are throwing a party tonight! It's about to be a banger.

by Yankees1993 January 3, 2012

horse's ass

The east end of a horse headed west. A stupid son-of-a-bitch.

Some people like Ed Asner's politics; I think he's a horse's ass.

by cornholio October 9, 2003

horse eye

To slyly check someone out by moving the eyes sharply to the side, but without moving the head.

Dude, I must look hot today...that guy just totally gave me the horse eye as we walked past!

by shmelody December 27, 2007

get on your horse

to quicken a pace of walking

jog, or run

We have to get there quicker, get on your horse!

by NotJaredFogle May 16, 2016

Oh, and I met a horse

Derived from the long running British science fiction show "Doctor Who"; the phrase is used at the end of one's answer to the question "How was your day" or "What did you do today?"

Works best if one's day was filled with random, unforeseen events.

1st Person: So what was your day full of?
2nd Person: Oh I did EVERYTHING! Had an arguement about meta-physics & the creation/purpose of the universe, the current state of the Third Dimension, and all things in between. Vowed to pick a fight with the meta-physical incarnation of the Concept of Hell.
Oh, and I met a horse.

Brother: What'd you do today sis?
Sister: ... well, I went to see my friend in the hospital, got into a care accident afterward, ended up in a bed next to her for a few hours before the doctors actually told me to leave... oh and I met a horse.
Brother: In a hospital? Rather unhygienic... wait, WHAT?!

by The Regent August 24, 2010

i own a horse

A lie from a liar.

An effective way to get someone in a chat room(Omegle, Chatroullete, etc.) to leave.

(Omegle conversation)

Stranger: hey asl???
You: I own a horse.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

by gogogogomaniac January 17, 2011

Charlie Horse

A leg cramp that usually occurs when you're sleeping, which causes so much pain you wake up and scream cusswords loudly.

Fuck, shit, bitch, goddamn charlie horse!!

by SiERRRRRA June 19, 2007