ass helmet

when you sit on somebodys face until its stuck in your ass

hold him down while i give him an ass helmet

by brian November 1, 2004

helmickalick

to be or become a champ

Nick Jurek is the total opposite of helmickalick.

by Jim Helmicki January 20, 2009

Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

Roman Helmet

When a man lays his genitalia on a girls face while she is passed out and usually he tries to reach his genitalia down to her nose.

"Hey Danny remember that time you gave TONI MARIE VERHEECK a roman helmet?"
"Yeah man she was drunk as hell..fit her well too"

by Annalisa ..tonis best friend ;] December 8, 2004

helmullet

A thatch of hair cascading out the back of an athlete's helmet, such that the helmet itself seems to have sprouted a mullet.

Sure, the Dolphins' one-and-only "Rasta Running Back" Ricky Williams may lack dedication on the football field. But when it comes to cultivating a first-rate helmullet, he was nearly peerless in his heyday.

by ColdMiser January 20, 2006

raging trojan helmet

the putting of the nut sack onto the top of anothers head, letting the balls droop down to the nose. This makes it look like a trojan's helmet with the nose piece.

The girl was insulted when the man decided to give her a raging trojan helmet.

by Dan McKenna September 11, 2005

Helmet Chedder

The build up of a white, cheese-like substance under your bell end. Often suffered towards the end of a rock festival weekend.

'There was no way I was trying to pull on Sunday night, not with my helmet chedder.'

by richard piper July 1, 2004