haemorRoid. Pronounced like Haemorrhoid with an emphasis on the second R which is always a capital letter.
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Refers to Android and Android users who know nothing but carry-on like they are Neo from the Matrix.
Having scrapped through the Microsoft Certification, They know how to install software using an installer, replace component parts in a computer, and say 'have you tried turning it off and on again?' (interchangeable with 'do you want to go large?").
They claim to be heavy-weight coders, but most contemporary 13 years have more knowledge than them.
They will claim that there chosen mobile OS is superior to all others, even though the reality is they either can not afford, or have never used the best alternative to HaemorRoid. Most statements start with 'I hate Apple'.
eg 'I hate Apple, what's the time?' or 'I hate Apple, do you want fries with that?'
They have dire dead end jobs where the best they can hope for is a promotion to help desk.
They believe everything that Google (better known as Screw-U-gle) and Shamesung tell them. Even when Screw-U-gle and Shamesung are caught lying, they still promote the lie as truth.
Are capable of time travel as they believe everything copied from Apple was on the HaemorRoid first.
They claim haemorRoid is more secure due to the fact the average user checks the source code, but after 2 years not one of them found the HeartBleed bug.
See: Mouth-breather/compulsive masturbator
Roid-Rager: "I hate Apple, Android was first at everything, Googles/Samsungs marketing department said insert bulls#it"
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered on pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" Sniggers under breath "chav".
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
Someone with real technical knowledge: "I use my phone, not masturbate over it, glad I didn't get a HaemorRoid phone."
Roid-Rager: I know everything about tech, coding, design, development, marketing, law and science, see I can quote things I looked up on youtube that I didn't really understand and I have never bothered to check the facts.
Normal person with taste: "that massive white phone covered on pleater looks ridiculous and tacky, are you from Billericay?" Sniggers under breath "chav".
Roid-Rager: "shut up you don't even know insert flaky feature that has zero benefits and only works once out of ten attempts to use it."
by Andy Rubin April 16, 2014
Get the haemorRoid mug.To hate date is the sexual equivalent of having a "frienemy."
It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.
If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
It's part masochistic and part lazy, but it always means that you hate yourself and the other person and are allowing the relationship to be dragged out. The purposes of hate-dating is for the sex, which can range from satisying to ok to laughably bad. You might keep the person around because they're fun and the sex is wack, or the sex game is good and the person means shit to you.
If one person is cheating or trying to degrade the other to gratify their own insecurities, and/or if the relationship has been drawn out and on the downturn, both parties are hate-dating. For highly dysfunctional and broken people, all they know is hate-dating, because it's a place to dump all your fucked up unconscious feels at once, affirming the way you feel about yourself and the opposite sex
I realized I kept boo around to hate date when all I did was talk shit.
I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
I'm not committed- I'm committed to hate-dating.
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When you hate the idea of two characters being in a romantic relationship with one another so much but you ship them anyway (or you start to ship them because they hate each other.) Usually occurs when said two characters have a rivalry/enemies dynamic and claim they can't stand the other, but with the added step of passionately making out and being very attracted to each other. The romantic equivalent of hate sex, but for shipping.
"Wow, I hate x and x together so much, it makes no sense and they hate each other in canon."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
*saves fanart and reads fanfiction of the ship anyway*
"So hear me out, they are horrible for each other logically speaking but how can I say no to this chemistry? Something about hate shipping really does it for me. Also they're so hot."
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Get the hate shipping mug.When someone posts something online(usually a video or comment), for the sole purpose of getting hate comments/interactions. The same way clickbait is purposely outlandish and misleading so people click on it, hate-bait is usually ridiculous or hateful so people react to it.
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Get the Hate lick mug.An extremely sarcastic way to correct someone's factually incorrect statement by giving them an even larger number of incorrect facts in order to make them aware of their folly.
Ace : My Favorite song by KISS is "Dream On"
Randy : Thats a good one, that reminds me of my favorite Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.
Ace : ok, ok. So I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
Randy : Thats a good one, that reminds me of my favorite Led Zeppelin song "The Wall" or my favorite Guns N Roses Song "Enter Sandman." Thats the song they would usually play in the Chicago Cub's NBA Arena before Michael Jackson would come out and lead them to the Championship.
Ace : ok, ok. So I couldn't remember who sang that song. You didn't have to Edu-hate me.
by moestavern19 April 10, 2008
Get the edu-hate mug.the act of vehemently hating someone solely based on their idiotic myspace profile. For instance, you are bored at work browsing profiles and you come across a page that makes you want to vomit in your mouth. The sheer thought of actually meeting this person in real life makes you want to pack up and move to Antarctica pronto. But also, the thought of the profile becoming private also upsets you because you will no longer be able to get the satisfaction of continuing your myspace hate
Dude, I have so much myspace hate for Holly. Did you see her recent update? What a moron! An idiot! An imbecile! But um yeah, I will continue to check her page every day to further fuel this myspace hate that gives me my fuel for the day
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