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Handy

by Eseews September 27, 2025
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Pecan handy

When your girlfriend grabs a handfull of pecans then proceeds to give you a feirce hand job. If she really loves you after you cum she'll eat the semen coated pecans.
Joe: Man my cock hurts!

Mike: Another pecan handy!? Dude, you gotta dump this brawd.
by MC Birdfeeder January 1, 2012
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hush handy

Noun, slang; A hand job, aka handy, given in secret and/or private; a favor often performed in pity or to soften rejection.
After such an awkward first (and last) date, Jill couldn't bring herself to sleep with Jack... but she did at least give the poor guy a hush handy.
by Cen_ored April 21, 2017
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Handy

A short way of saying handshake.

Use this word and no one will ever be concerned for your mental health.

You will be so cool... trust me :)
Stella: Oi! Jaimee! GIVE ME A HANDY!
*shakes hand*
Jaimee: Ooooo Stella that was a firm Handy.
by BigFatWhore6969 July 13, 2019
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van handy

When a bisexual male cheerleader gives handys in a van in front of the frat house.
Andy is giving van handys at all the OU houses tonight
by Errordelete86 March 30, 2022
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diamond handy

The act of your wife giving her a boyfriend a tug job while you watch epic gains on $GME from greedy hedge funds.
I was so busy watching my gain porn, I didn't even notice my wife was giving Melvin the 'ol diamond handy.
by Jdizzle30 January 30, 2021
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Satan's handy

A Satan's handy is when you smear ones hand with hand sanitising fluid or chilli paste or solvent and then masterbate furiously. It is burning like Satan is giving you a hand job.
I gave myself a Satan's handy last night.
by Pieandsauce July 5, 2021
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