hamjoobley

The word "Hamjoobley" was originally a Native American term for Ugly - their God of Ugliness. They used to use it as an insult toward enemies. Nowadays it is used when describing faeces -

eg. "I have to go drop a Hamjoobley"
or "You are one retarded Hamjoobley"

by Robin January 5, 2005

hamcost

Hamcost is a term typically used in a dialogue when trying to make the other person feel dumb and throw them off their game. You simply throw in the phrase, "quit being a Hamcost". They Reply, "What's a hamcost?". Then you say, "about $4.50 per pound". It takes some practice, but effective when used correctly

You are in an argument with your buddy Heath, not a bad argument, but just a friendly argument and he starts talking trash. You go, "Heath, stop being a Hamcost". He replies, What the f's a hamcost" and you reply, "about $4.15 per pound dumbass". It will throw off any argument.

by Binderio November 13, 2007

hamboe

A technique of a good handjob

You slide up slowly and drop down
fast
like a roller coaster!!

She went up slowly teasing me
Then she dropped down fast
it was the best hamboe
shes ever given

by dennise May 22, 2008

hamlock

A girl with two juicy hams for a butt.

Damn, you got some hamlocks girl…

by Arizzo23 September 11, 2021

fairy hammock

An anatomical cleft that forms a warm, comfortable resting place for seemingly unworldly presences, entities and odors; an ass crack.

Patient: I've been itching back there horribly, doctor.
Doctor: Well, let's take a peep in the fairy hammock.

by doonga May 17, 2013

John Hammond

Noun A person that means to do well by showing the world something bad, but with risky security. That soon and naturally backfires with irony.

You're going to be like John Hammond, if you try opening up a Lion Zoo in the middle of a City.

by Jordan Quill April 24, 2017

chin hammock

This is when someone wears their covid mask under their chin. They may or may not have their mouth covered but not their nose. Either way this renders the mask useless. It's also called a chin diaper.

If the Chinese wouldn't have been fucking and eating pangolins and bats causing covid 19 we wouldn't have to see people walking around with a chin hammock on.

by jimmybomm January 7, 2021