Hamster in the tubes

Describes a slow point in the internet routing that effects only one person or group of people

"Hey this website is loading slow is anyone else having trouble?"
"No you must have a hamster in the tubes."

by Warkitten October 12, 2008

hamstranomical

something so epic, that it's epicness can only be compared that that is of a hamster's.

"like, o-m-g. did you see jaymee's new shirt?" "yah, i totally did. sooo hamstranomical!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

Hamster Fucking

When a certain breed of human (Herkes) rapidly pumps as fast as possible while having sex. Usually offers very little pleasure and is meant for quick emotionless ejaculation.

OMG that chick was so gross, "Its ok I just hamster fucked her". i.e Hamster Fucking

by The Great Twan October 18, 2011

hamselt

Amazing person , child protected by god. Hamselt can do no wrong and is a bad bitch. No one can compare to him because hamselt is a queen. Everyone else is a pesant.

The queen is so hamselt

by Hajdjxodmmwnajjdbfvf October 4, 2016

hamsquam

When you put a hole in a ham and put pineapple slices im the hole. Then have sexual intercourse with the ham/pineapple.

"I pop pussy like i pop pills, hamsquam on my dick." ~Josh Heilmann

by Ray12321 August 14, 2017

hamster hoarding

Stealing food from a love interest,

Drinking drinks of another person's to mark ones territory.
Elementary flirting by bullying

Like the fellow hamster who marks ones territory

And steals nourishment from loved ones

He is hamster hoarding hard on her.
This guy won't stop hamster hoarding me.

by KmLK philosopher May 1, 2018

Hamster

An adult female hockey player who likes to play exclusively on men’s teams. Usually the “Hamster” creates a lot of issues with the other players’ wives and she creates awkward locker room scenarios.

Hamster played for us last night, it was the only time Tony kept his fucking mouth shut.

Hamster burrowed her way into the dressing room last game, thought Angelo was going to pitch a tent.

Dude, Matt told his wife that Hamster played last night. My wife was so pissed.

by TBels October 2, 2019