Hack Jacking

Having a software or hardware vulnerability. Or having weak passwords.

My Computer was Hack Jacked !!!!! I am Hack Jacking a persons computer.

by MikeyLTI December 10, 2010

Hack-angel

A ridiculous - looking fat fuck, who fucks rodents just to define their h2o level...

What an hack-angel of a man...

by B-hawk February 7, 2020

google hack

A computer professional that believes and uses all fixes found on Google for any computer problem, without any thought on the consequences.

Our tech guy completely messed up my computer. He made a change he found online, and deleted something he shouldn't have. What a Google hack.

by rjtop August 30, 2012

hack a bud

it basically means to smoke a weed, joint. etc

person 1: yo man wanna go hack a bud?
person 2: ya sure man, lets do it up

by 2heatscore June 11, 2012

Hack the Gibson

A term used by married computer geeks to describe masturbation.
Originally taken from the film 'Hackers' in which a supposed hacker obtains vital information while hacking the garbage file on a 'Gibson' supercomputer.
Extrapolated from its original meaning, due to the fact that most married computer geeks hide their porn stash in seemingly innocuous locations on their hard drives -such as fake, or garbage files- to prevent detection from their less computer literate spouses.

Geek1: "Dude, want to come over and watch the new episodes of Doctor Who?"

Geek2: "Nah, man -the wife's out of town for the weekend... I'm going to stay home and 'Hack the Gibson'...."

by drive-in couch May 22, 2010

Daddy Hack

A baseball term: When one swings so hard, without making contact, that they fall down.

The Daddy Hack was born from drunk dads playing in a family softball game and falling down after a swing.

"Dude he swung so hard he fell down"
"Total Daddy Hack"

by SexyGuyFieri July 16, 2016

Hack the Mainframe

Look random shit up on google.

"Dude find me some nasty porn."
"Hold on, let me hack the mainframe."

by Shit Skopinski October 11, 2008