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can't hack 

Kiana drank two sips of beer and she was wasted. She can't hack.
can't hack by swagmonster73 July 18, 2016
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Brain Hack 

To absolutely confuse or surprise someone, deliberately or otherwise, the the point of speechless amazement.
This happens often during such times as: Watching a far more skilled person than yourself perform an act, talking to a greatly profound, or possibly idiotic person, or most often, after a really, really good magic trick.
While watching that David Blaine special on TV, I got brain hacked, like, 20 times. How does he do that!?
Brain Hack by f1g_n3wton September 11, 2009

Headphone jack hack gone wrong 

When a horny woman decides to shove a earphone jack up her pussy. And it breaks.
Girl 1:why do you seem so grumpy today girl 2?
Girl 2:last night I did the headphone jack hack gone wrong..
Girl 1:I am so sorry that happened *starts aggressively making out with girl 2*

yippy hack 

A vigorous sex move done down south, usually involving lots of screaming and animal noises. Traditionally done in a field or barn.
"OH MAMA, Jeanette Cosby yippy hacked me so hard last night!"
yippy hack by mothabrotha May 1, 2010

fuck boy hack 

things fuck boys use to be more
of a fuckboy
woah zayn totally doesn't use fuck boy hacks because he's so nice and treats girls with respect
fuck boy hack by spookylarry April 20, 2016

Leah Hack 

Very short person. She is basically a thicc toddler.
Woah that chick Leah Hack is really short!
Leah Hack by Kachow9224 April 16, 2019