fake field goal

This is when you tell your sex partner you're going to fuck her in the pussy (going for #1 hole) then you stick it in her ass (going in the #2 hole)

fake the 1 point and go for 2!!!!

I pulled a fake field goal on my bitch last night. She never saw it coming.

by jmizzel January 12, 2009

Cleveland field goal

After you do a chick in the butt, pull out and flick the crap from the tip of your dick between her tits.

We did the dirtiest of the the dirty, I kicked a Cleveland field goal on that bitch.

by brownskicker February 6, 2009

Gobble Gobble Bitch

Insult to people who are fat.... like a turkey

Me: Gobble Gobble Bitch!
Fat Bitch: Fuck off Steven!

by NightHawkx69 November 11, 2009

Lampard goal

a legitimate goal that is denied by a referee due to misjudgement. Source: World Cup 2010 pre-quarter final match between Germany and England. During the match, a Frank Lampard shot bounced off the undreside of the bar into the net but the goal was not allowed by referee Jorge Larrionda.

Oops again! The referee disallowed the goal. The team were a victim of two Lampard goals in a row.

by uttam maharjan July 1, 2010

50 yard field goal

When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"

I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"

by azzkicker November 24, 2010

best friend goals

showing your undying affection through being assholes and quoting vines

Kate and Lauren are the truest example of “best friend goals”

by avocadobae May 30, 2018

goal getter

Someone who strives to achieve their ultimate goal regardless if the outcome is good or bad.

Nancy is a true goal getter. She will stop at nothing to get what she wants.

by Damask May 28, 2008