disc golf

Golf for skinny people.

Tim is too conscious of his own physical condition to be carted around an artificial, over-maintained course of "real" golf while drinking beers and hitting a small ball with a stick into a hole, so he walks through a varied natural scape throwing a flying disc at 18 strategically placed baskets (while puffing on some bud). Wooooo disc golf!!

by Aneen July 15, 2010

golfball

A male slut, one who goes in and out of "holes" without feeling.

Damn Steven is such a golfball!

by sauce July 26, 2003

Golf Club Day

The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.

If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.

If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.

Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?

Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.

Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.

by BigOtter April 29, 2012

Golf Ball Employee

An employee that won't move unless you hit them with something (metaphorically speaking). An employee who lacks initiative and the ability to grasp the "big picture."

She is such a golf ball employee she won't learn anything new unless she fears for her job.

by amberinabq July 14, 2013

gloofing

falling over laughing on someone

"Alexa, why are you gloofing on me"

by CoonCoon November 6, 2013

golfgasm

Making good on the result from a masturbation shot in golf; a masturbation shot is one you're embarrased to be seen doing, but like the result.

Hitting my next shot close to the pin gave me a golfgasm!

by word elder November 12, 2013

Golf Hand

The soreness in ones hand who participates in golfing activities. Similar to tennis elbow, this is treatable though the subject will suffer from what feel like tendoninits through the hand and possible forearm region of the arm.

Yesterday I played way to much golf now I suffer from golf hand.

by Luke Lansworth May 11, 2014