girlfriend type

the kind of girl that cannot survive without a boyfriend. usually has a boring personality but is quite pretty. her only function in life is to look good on someone's arm and is popular with men (somehow).

Suzy just broke up with Dave and she is already with Ben!" "Duh, she's a girlfriend type.

by captainbigred December 9, 2010

rent a girlfriend

Imagine the ultimate BREH moment and then make it a 12 episode anime. A man gets dumped so he tries to rent love and ends up lying and making everyone think he actually is dating at 10/10 when he’s really just an average man. Also if it can go wrong it will go wrong. That’s the logic of this show. So sit back relax and remember... just read the manga.

What a rent a girlfriend moment... or BREH moment, ehh same thing pal

by I read the manga January 20, 2021

Girlfriend Goggles

When you break up with your girlfriend, they look less prettier than you remember.

Bob: My Ex looks ugly, what the hell did I see in her?
Ian: You must have taken off your girlfriend goggles.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 2, 2015

girlfriend season

That time of year right when fall starts when it is best to get a girlfriend to settle down with for the Winter, only to dump her come spring time, hence the seasonality of the relationship.

Dude#1: I love the start of Football season !

Dude#2: Yeah now that summer is almost over and I can't chase bikini's around the beach anymore it's also girlfriend season.

by three-m August 30, 2013

internet girlfriend

internet girlfriend, n. : A female acquaintance that one met on the internet. Someone who one would spend countless hours on YIM, MSN Messenger, or AIM chatting with. A good friend who one would also like to meet in person to discover if the romantic feelings are as real in person as they are on the internet/cell phone.

Randy and his internet girlfriend talked for hours on YIM and the cell phone before deciding to meet in person.

by txpipe4udear August 27, 2005

Boyfriend and Girlfriend

100% official and not fucking with no one else

He said we weren't dating anymore but that we were boyfriend and girlfriend.

by Hisprincess33 June 27, 2016

Secret Girlfriend

When you date a girl, but you are ashamed to tell your friends about her because she is fat or ugly or something.

ME: "Hey, I really like you, will you date me?"
HER: "Of course!"
ME: "Great, but hey, uhm, could you be my Secret Girlfriend?

HER: Secret Girlfriend?
ME: At least til you lose some weight."

by Erik with a KKKKKKK September 19, 2009