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halal gap 

Muslim colloquialism referring to the physical distance maintained between a (presumably) pious individual and members of the opposite sex. A similar concept among some Christians is that of "leaving room for the Holy Ghost." Also similar to the idea of "social distancing," albeit without a medical rationale.
As the rest of his classmates, most of them women, filtered into the lecture hall, Amir placed a textbook on the seats on either side of him to ensure that the halal gap was maintained.
halal gap by SherbertWest July 20, 2022
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Phone gap 

The larger than normal space left between cars in traffic by drivers using their smart phones.
The line at the drive thru was wrapped around the building because of all the phone gaps.
Phone gap by Aeroscout February 11, 2023
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prostitute sized gap 

An over sized hole in a glass smoking device, most often a water pipe. So large it waste much of the substance being smoked.
Half my burn just got pulled through your prostitute sized gap. Get a bowl with a smaller hole.

mind the ruddy gap!! 

Used as a taunt/warning call prior to the action of sticking ones leg out with the aim of tripping a colleague up. Not necessarily to make him fall completely over but just for him or her to break stride rhythm and look like a "twat" in front of tidy snatches or rugby jocks they are trying to impress. Scream this at the top of your voice before the fatal trip.
*walking along when suddenly

"mind the ruddy gap!!!"

*person stumbles slightly and everyone mocks them/calls them a cunt
mind the ruddy gap!! by juliobug23 November 26, 2013

doable age gap 

The "doable age gap" defines the age gap between two teenagers, in which having sexual intercourse with each other is morally acceptable. It is usually defined as 4 years of difference, so an 18 year old guy having a sexual relationship with a 14 year old girl would be out of bounds.
Shes 14 and hes 17 but thats still in the doable age gap.
doable age gap by eden69 November 25, 2017

Train length gap 

There being such a big distance (a train length gap) between the car you are racing.
So you're just cruising in your CLAPPED Evo and next to you PULLS UP a lambo and tries to steal your girl, but suddenly, you remember, this morning, you just put on a BRAND NEW set of sleeper wheels and now, youve got the ego of a "natty" sleeper right after a JUICY pump, so you honk 3 times and DELIVER a train length GAP between you and that suckers lambo. That being forwarded by you taking your girl to Macy's in your clapped steed...
Train length gap by tfpae May 12, 2023

Buffalo Gap

A high school in the middle of God Knows Where, Virginia.
Has the lamest mascot possible. A buffalo?! Come on.
Populated mainly by snuff-dippin' deer-huntin' tractor-driving rednecks.
There are also a good amount of stoners and about three black people.
Complete lack of school spirit, for obvious reasons.
Has had the same principal for somewhere around 500 years I believe.
Yeah.
1. If you go to Buffalo Gap I feel sorry for you.
Buffalo Gap by Percival Crenshaw December 17, 2010