festerbath

A bathtub full of blood, boiled cum, and insects for those who misbehave.

You and me later, writhing in the festerbath

by Chello69 May 24, 2023

pudding fister

One who disrupts a formal meeting by inadvertently saying something really inappropriate.

I was a real pudding fister at the IEP meeting. I was trying to explain why my child needed help with utensils, and said "well unless you want him fisting his pudding", at which point the meeting came to a screeching halt.

by Adjunction Function February 4, 2014

Salty Foster

A deviant sex act that involves using the tears of your emotionally abused partner as a lubricant. It can also refer to a penis lubed up with tears.

After berating her for being a filthy whore, he gave her a Salty Foster.

by FilthyScunt September 25, 2017

dirty furter

A dirty furter is when your penis looks dirty after have anal sex with homeless people.

I should not have had sex with those hobos because now I have a dirty furter.

by Brenda Staines October 11, 2017

Arlene Foster

Name given to a scandalous person within a government office.

'The Justice Minister is an Arlene Foster, all these scandals he's involved in'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 10, 2018

Reverse Fester

When you insert a lightbulb into your anus and then lick a 9 volt battery in order to illuminate the bulb.

It wasn't until I discovered the Reverse Fester that I began to appreciate the findings of Ben Franklin.

by AKelley29 June 13, 2019

Air-Fister

Tobi Akinkunmi on Waterloo Road fisting the air and clapping away like a mong

Person1: Who’s that Air-Fister off Waterloo road?
Person2: Is he not that skinny wee black kid called TOBI AKINKUNMI?

by Daddyfountainsprainedankle October 11, 2019