Impulse Fudge

Based off of a term used to describe those little impulse buy cubes of fudge you can find at convenience stores, "Impulse Fudge" refers to the act of surprise anal intrusion. When having sex with a female vaginally, all one has to do is switch immediately from V to A, maintaining the same thrust without announcing it. Girls usually don't like it. You can preface it with a joke also.

"Knock knock."
"Who's th-"
"Impulse fudge!"

by Bebiznizzle July 5, 2009

Fudge Camel

The term one uses when referring to a gay fellow who has gone too long without sexy time.

Since Glenn's break up......6 years ago, he has been a real fudge camel.

by cjfudge August 22, 2019

Fudge pop

Eating poop off a boner after having anal sex. The residual poop left on a Weiner after anal sex.

After a thorough fudge packing, the Young Electrician helped himself to his lovers fudge pop.

by Angry Stockholder July 8, 2019

fudge canvas'd

when a woman/man (depending on sexual reference) empty's the contents of there anus onto the male after finishing anal sex.

I got a discount of that hooker yesterday because she fudge canvas'd on my face

by brian charles-dutch hogg July 24, 2009

Fudge-Tail

When you're taking a crap, and you can't get the excessively long turd out of your anus, so it's just hanging there like a tail, thus, Fudge-Tail.

Aww man. I was crapping today, and I had a massive Fudge-tail....it sucked.

by Boohaha September 11, 2012

Fudge Puncher

Another term for being homosexual

Look at the way he walks, he's a total fudge puncher

by Whatthefuckisinmysandwhich October 23, 2012

Fudge dribble

When your playing golf in Myrtle Beach with Desoto and he hits a shitty shot.

That golf shot was a complete “fudge dribble”.

by Myrtle North October 9, 2019