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San Francisco Breathalyzer

An unusual sexual maneuver in which one partner puts their lips up to the other partner's anus and expels a burp.
"Dude, Mark is into some weird shit. Last night while we were fooling around, he told me to take the rimjob to the next level with a San Francisco Breathalyzer."
by DeathskinRazor January 29, 2017
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San Francisco Knife Fight

A contest in which the two contestants masturbate while holding hands and keeping continuous eye contact. The person who finishes first wins.
Bored at the bus station, my friend and I decided to take part in a little game of San Francisco Knife Fighting. I can't believe he finished without blinking once!
by Sir Hamm's June 9, 2017
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San Francisco Truffle

Human feces encountered on the sidewalk, occasionally wrapped in a towel - resembling a slightly melted chocolate truffle.
by SweatyB July 21, 2017
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Joseph Francis Mazzello III

Joseph Francis Mazzello III is a talented and amazing actor best known for his roles as John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody and Tim Murphy in Jurassic Park. He may or may not be in an on again off again relationship with Cardboard Ben Hardy. Joseph is amazing to his fans he takes time out of his day to respond to dms he also likes and comments on posts (the world seriously doesn’t deserve him ☕️). Some fun facts: He’s a huge fan of afternoon tea, he didn’t know perm stood for permanent, His favorite Queen song is somebody to love. (Also if you don’t stan him I will sue)
Joseph Francis Mazzello III owns my heart
by John Deacon Stan January 23, 2019
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maddog francis

A smelly goat who loves to pee on the floor. He likes money and is a gold digger. That is why he owns a waffle. NEVER TRUST A MADDOG FRANCIS!! He will steal all your lady’s bed free passes and he will cheat on you with his trumpet. You should own a waffle instead :)
STOP PEEING MADDOG FRANCIS!!! I NEED 56867 MINUTES FOR THAT!!!! GIMMIE OR IM TELLING!!!
by Waffothepuffy January 25, 2019
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San Francisco ice rink

One man ejaculates on another ones hairy chest and let's it harden so it looks like an ice skating rink.
by Otsego66 May 24, 2019
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san francisco rolled tacos

A pile of shit, usually laid out like rolled tacos. Usually found left on the streets by a homeless person. Sometimes can be found in a to-go box or bag.
Woah! That homeless guy just pulled down his pants and left some San Francisco Rolled Tacos on the sidewalk.
by Skawt August 29, 2019
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