2 definitions by Waffothepuffy

A stinky smelly goat who never takes showers. This goat thinks he owns a waffle but really the waffle owns him. This goat is owned by a Lady and this goat gets rich from his waffle.

A smelly goat who loves to pee on the floor. He likes money and is a gold digger. That is why he owns a waffle. NEVER TRUST A MADDOG FRANCIS!! He will steal all your lady’s bed free passes and he will cheat on you with his trumpet. You should own a waffle instead :)